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I live alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I am an avid fan of teletubbies. |
I live alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I am an avid fan of teletubbies. |
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So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumble |
So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumble upon an episode I hadn't seen before. |
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It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with bloodeye, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA. |
It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with bloodeye, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA. |
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[This is definitely a real entry taken from a college student before he was found dead in a forest with 666,666 wounds on his genitals.]
I live alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I am an avid fan of teletubbies.
So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumble upon an episode I hadn't seen before.
It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with bloodeye, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA.
"That is very suspicion." I say to myself. "But maybe I just need glasses."
So, I click on the video and then a DEMON pops out of the screen and tells me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it.
"Lol I'm atheist" I shout back and continue watching.
The episode starts out with the normal teletubbies - Tinky winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po dancing around a pentagram. But then out of the corner of my eye I see a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen.
"Oh wow he looks cool," I think, but then SAT TAN turns around and I see his face is MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spell out "YOUR NEXT".
I scream and throw the remote at the TV, smashing it.
My dad pokes his head around my bedroom door.
"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed."
He is about to leave when I realise...
"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami."
My dad's face contorts, and when it is finished he looked like SATAN but satan was ME and I was SKELETON with BLOODY EYES but with NO EYES and I was DEAD.
"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan me screams, and I shart myself so hard I die of exhaustion and ragdoll onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood.
Remember - don't use dailymotion.
[Entry ends]