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Once, Evil Patrixx was wandering around Bikini Bottom. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;">[[File:PATRIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX.jpg|thumb|342px|Zomg patrixx!! in the games]]</p> |
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Everybody steered clear of Evil Patrixxx, except for one cute starfish girl who saw him. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Once, Evil Patrixx was wandering around Bikini Bottom. </span></p> |
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"Listen, why don't you run away like everybody else?" Evil Patrixxx said, confused. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:4pt;margin-bottom:6pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Everybody steered clear of Evil Patrixxx, except for one cute starfish girl who saw him.</span></p> |
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"Well, aren't you handsome?" said the starfish. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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Evil Patrixxx stood a little straighter. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Listen, why don't you run away like everybody else?" Evil Patrixxx said, confused.</span></p> |
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"I'm handsome?" he giggled. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well, aren't you handsome?" said the starfish.</span></p> |
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The starfish girl smiled. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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"Well.. I-I Y-You see..." Patrixxx stopped himself. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Evil Patrixxx stood a little straighter.</span></p> |
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One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies.... |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"I'm handsome?" he giggled.</span></p> |
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"Okay." Evil Patrixxx said abruptly. |
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"See ya Tuesday, at nine o' clock.." the starfish replied. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The starfish girl smiled.</span></p> |
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She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way.... he didn't like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo. |
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He decided to shake off the feeling and went to SpongeBob's pineapple, where he would do SpongeBob some good. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked.</span></p> |
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When he got inside the Pineapple, he saw SpongeBob eating Gary. Gary was screaming, trying to wiggle out of SpongeBob. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well.. I-I Y-You see…" Patrixxx stopped himself.</span></p> |
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When SpongeBob finished Gary off, he saw Patrixxx, standing there. SpongeBob froze, and started in Patrixxx's evil red eyes. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies….</span></p> |
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Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Okay." Evil Patrixxx said abruptly.</span></p> |
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"Patrixxx.... please.... spare me.........." |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"See ya Tuesday, at nine o' clock.." the starfish replied.</span></p> |
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Patrixxx had no mercy. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way…. he didn't like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo. </span></p> |
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The shrill screeches that managed to escape SpongeBob's mouth were heard vividly by Super Squidward, playing his clarinet. |
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Super Squidward knew something was wrong, and dashed into his cape and flew to SpongeBob's. Super Squidward was too late, dead SpongeBob carcasses were lying everywhere on the ground. Patrixxx was smiling evilly, standing over Dead SpongeBob. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">He decided to shake off the feeling and went to SpongeBob's pineapple, where he would do SpongeBob some good.</span></p> |
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Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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"Please..... Dead SpongeBob...... Please don't be dead..." |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:Veri_Skary_Patrixxx.jpg|left]]</p> |
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It was too late, again. The SpongeBob he was holding was lifeless. Tears began to well up in Squidward's heroic laser-blasting eyes. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">When he got inside the Pineapple, he saw SpongeBob eating Gary. Gary was screaming, trying to wiggle out of SpongeBob. </span></p> |
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"Why?" Super Squidward said. "WHYYYYYYY? WHY EVIL PATRIXXX??? WHYYY?" |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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It was too bad, |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">When SpongeBob finished Gary off, he saw Patrixxx, standing there. SpongeBob froze, and started in Patrixxx's evil red eyes. </span></p> |
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Dead SpongeBob was now dead. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob. </span></p> |
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Meanwhile, Patrixxx was buying tickets to |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Patrixxx…. please…. spare me………."</span></p> |
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the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx had no mercy.</span></p> |
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"Two tickets, please." Patrixxx said to the ticket master. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The shrill screeches that managed to escape SpongeBob's mouth were heard vividly by Super Squidward, playing his clarinet. </span></p> |
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"Sure thing." the ticket master said. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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Before you would be able to say 'Weener-Hoozer' the t |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Squidward knew something was wrong, and dashed into his cape and flew to SpongeBob's. Super Squidward was too late, dead SpongeBob carcasses were lying everywhere on the ground. Patrixxx was smiling evilly, standing over Dead SpongeBob. </span></p> |
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icket master drew up some tickets and gave them to Patrixxx. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand.</span></p> |
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"Thanks for doing business with us." the ticket master said. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Please….. Dead SpongeBob…… Please don't be dead…"</span></p> |
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"Whatever." Patrixxx said very rudely as he walked away. |
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Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:PATRIXXX.jpeg|frame|!]]<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">It was too late, again. The SpongeBob he was holding was lifeless. Tears began to well up in Squidward's heroic laser-blasting eyes.</span></p> |
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"Hi Patrixxx." the starfish girl said. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"></p> |
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"What are we watching." Patrixxx said flatly. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Why?" Super Squidward said. "WHYYYYYYY</span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">? WHY EVIL PATRIXXX??? WHYYY?" </span></p> |
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"The Alien Movie." the starfish girl said. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It was too bad, </span></p> |
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They went into the theater to watch. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Dead SpongeBob was now dead.</span></p> |
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They were planning to sit together, but Super |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Meanwhile, Patrixxx was buying tickets to </span></p> |
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Squidward and Dead SpongeBob was sitting in between them. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend. </span></p> |
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"Squidward? SpongeBob?" Evil Patrixxx |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Two tickets, please." Patrixxx said to the ticket master. </span></p> |
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said. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Sure thing." the ticket master said. </span></p> |
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"Well...." Squidward said. "You bought four tickets!" |
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"Four tickets?" Patrixxx said angrily. |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:Patrixx.jpeg|right]]</p> |
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"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each." |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">Before you would be able to say ‘Weener-Hoozer' the t</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">icket master drew up some tickets and gave them to Patrixxx.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Thanks for doing business with us." the ticket master said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Whatever." Patrixxx said very rudely as he walked away.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Hi Patrixxx." the starfish girl said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"What are we watching." Patrixxx said flatly. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"The Alien Movie." the starfish girl said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They went into the theater to watch.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They were planning to sit together, but Super </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Squidward and Dead SpongeBob was sitting in between them.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:Stupid_bart.jpg|thumb|left|370px|the movie they were seeing]]<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Squidward? SpongeBob?" Evil Patrixxx </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well…." Squidward said. "You bought four tickets!"</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Four tickets?" Patrixxx said angrily.</span></p> |
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<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each."</span> |
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Latest revision as of 07:09, 30 August 2023
Once, Evil Patrixx was wandering around Bikini Bottom.
Everybody steered clear of Evil Patrixxx, except for one cute starfish girl who saw him.
"Listen, why don't you run away like everybody else?" Evil Patrixxx said, confused.
"Well, aren't you handsome?" said the starfish.
Evil Patrixxx stood a little straighter.
"I'm handsome?" he giggled.
The starfish girl smiled.
"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked.
"Well.. I-I Y-You see..." Patrixxx stopped himself.
One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies....
"Okay." Evil Patrixxx said abruptly.
"See ya Tuesday, at nine o' clock.." the starfish replied.
She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way.... he didn't like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo.
He decided to shake off the feeling and went to SpongeBob's pineapple, where he would do SpongeBob some good.
When he got inside the Pineapple, he saw SpongeBob eating Gary. Gary was screaming, trying to wiggle out of SpongeBob.
When SpongeBob finished Gary off, he saw Patrixxx, standing there. SpongeBob froze, and started in Patrixxx's evil red eyes.
Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob.
"Patrixxx.... please.... spare me.........."
Patrixxx had no mercy.
The shrill screeches that managed to escape SpongeBob's mouth were heard vividly by Super Squidward, playing his clarinet.
Super Squidward knew something was wrong, and dashed into his cape and flew to SpongeBob's. Super Squidward was too late, dead SpongeBob carcasses were lying everywhere on the ground. Patrixxx was smiling evilly, standing over Dead SpongeBob.
Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand.
"Please..... Dead SpongeBob...... Please don't be dead..."
It was too late, again. The SpongeBob he was holding was lifeless. Tears began to well up in Squidward's heroic laser-blasting eyes.
"Why?" Super Squidward said. "WHYYYYYYY? WHY EVIL PATRIXXX??? WHYYY?"
It was too bad,
Dead SpongeBob was now dead.
Meanwhile, Patrixxx was buying tickets to
the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend.
"Two tickets, please." Patrixxx said to the ticket master.
"Sure thing." the ticket master said.
Before you would be able to say 'Weener-Hoozer' the t
icket master drew up some tickets and gave them to Patrixxx.
"Thanks for doing business with us." the ticket master said.
"Whatever." Patrixxx said very rudely as he walked away.
Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema.
"Hi Patrixxx." the starfish girl said.
"What are we watching." Patrixxx said flatly.
"The Alien Movie." the starfish girl said.
They went into the theater to watch.
They were planning to sit together, but Super
Squidward and Dead SpongeBob was sitting in between them.
"Squidward? SpongeBob?" Evil Patrixxx
said.
"Well...." Squidward said. "You bought four tickets!"
"Four tickets?" Patrixxx said angrily.
"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each."
Written by Sizzling Bacon
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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