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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked.</span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well.. I-I Y-You |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well.. I-I Y-You see…" Patrixxx stopped himself.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies….</span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies….</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Okay. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Okay." Evil Patrixxx said abruptly.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"See ya Tuesday, at nine o’ clock.. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"See ya Tuesday, at nine o’ clock.." the starfish replied.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way…. he didn’t like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo. </span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way…. he didn’t like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob. </span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Patrixxx…. please…. spare me………. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Patrixxx…. please…. spare me………."</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx had no mercy.</span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Patrixxx had no mercy.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand.</span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Please….. Dead SpongeBob…… Please don’t be |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Please….. Dead SpongeBob…… Please don’t be dead…"</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Why? |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Why?" Super Squidward said. "WHYYYYYYY</span><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">? WHY EVIL PATRIXXX??? WHYYY?" </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It was too bad, </span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">It was too bad, </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend. </span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Two tickets, please. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Two tickets, please." Patrixxx said to the ticket master. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Sure thing. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Sure thing." the ticket master said. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Thanks for doing business with us. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Thanks for doing business with us." the ticket master said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Whatever. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Whatever." Patrixxx said very rudely as he walked away.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema. </span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Hi Patrixxx. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Hi Patrixxx." the starfish girl said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"What are we watching. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"What are we watching." Patrixxx said flatly. </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"The Alien Movie. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"The Alien Movie." the starfish girl said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They went into the theater to watch.</span></p> |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">They went into the theater to watch.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:Stupid_bart.jpg|thumb|left|370px|the movie they were seeing]]<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Squidward? SpongeBob? |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;">[[File:Stupid_bart.jpg|thumb|left|370px|the movie they were seeing]]<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Squidward? SpongeBob?" Evil Patrixxx </span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;line-height:1.65;white-space:pre-wrap;">said.</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well…. |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Well…." Squidward said. "You bought four tickets!"</span></p> |
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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Four tickets? |
<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.65;margin-top:11pt;margin-bottom:11pt;"><span style="font-size:15px;font-family:Arial;color:#434343;font-weight:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">"Four tickets?" Patrixxx said angrily.</span></p> |
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<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each. |
<span style="color:rgb(67,67,67);font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.65;">"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each."</span> |
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