EVIL XBOXXX (Collab)

OKEY SO I WUZ IN A GERAJ SAYLE ND I SAW DIS ABANDUND CONSL CALD DA EVIL PATRIXXXBOXXX 360XXX. DA OLD MANN SED IS WUZ HONTID SO I TOOK IT. IT KAEM WIV A GAEM "EVIL HALOXXX" And as soon as I picked it up the game restored my ability to grammar. Must have just been a coincidence.

I plugged in the console and shoved the game disk in like a sonofabitch. It started out you were some really lame green dude on a ship named: The REALLY big ship. The REALLY big ship gets invaded by this guy named Assbiter, and the game begins. You get attacked by Xenomorphs and God's Favorite Chimps the whole time, and even Fat Kids. Past this point, the game began to get really glitchy. Several characters began to gain hyperrealistic eyes, and state my name, date of birth, surname, and Social Security number. But I thought, It's just a glitch, keep playing. (COLLAB STILL IN PROGRESS)