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The Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from not only the Church but also all of your social groups. Well, at least it should be.
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