Eating Piss, Drinking Shit

"Do you like to drink piss, or rather eat shit?"

A whole generation hung up in this debate.

Shiteaters make memes about pissdrinkers, constantly pinting out their superiority, while pissdrinkers glue themselves to roads to protest the constant shiteating.

Shiteaters claim drinking piss is harmful, while pissdrinkers point out how eating shit also ruins your health. Everyone pointing out the issue with eating shit is considered a pissdrinker, everyone who makes a statement about the unsustainable nature of eating shit is instantly considered a pissdrinker.

There are huge agendas, pushing for eating shit or drinking piss-its everywhere. Politics, academy, history, literature, art- it occurring, archetypal, transcendent.

Eating shit and drinking piss became the duality of "correct" thinking. Humanity was not able to leave the duality of shiteating and pissdrinking. They were simply consumed, emotionally, intellectually, spending every second of their life contemplating how to eat more shit or drink more piss.

One day, an ancient man climbed down the mountain. He had seen no man in a hundred years, and his confusion was boundless.

"Eating shit? Drinking piss? Are you guys crazy? Ever thought about doing neither?"

But people instantly threw shit and bottles of piss at him, until he dropped to the ground.

They chanted:

"Real pissdrinking was never tried" and "Eating shit is the best system we got, and it creates so much wealth"

The old man closed his eyes, and a bitter tear ran down his cheek.

This was humanity.

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Credited to Still_Satan 

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