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I picked up a meat cleaver that the Blockbuster squatters were using to prepare rat meat for eating and chopped off Emeril's arm, causing it to fall to the ground. Now that I was free, I took out the tape, drenched it in gasoline, made a trail of it going outside, sparked a match and threw it on there, causing the Blockbuster to blow up, the tape inside going with it. Soon the pizza I ordered arrived, I paid for it, I actually got the pizza this time, I didn't kill the delivery guy and everything was alright. As I enjoyed the pizza I could hear Emeril Lagasse's voice calling to me, "YOU DID GOOD SOLDIER!" as his spirit rose from the pile of debris and I gave the American hero one final salute before finishing the pizza and raising an American flag where the Blockbuster once was. |
I picked up a meat cleaver that the Blockbuster squatters were using to prepare rat meat for eating and chopped off Emeril's arm, causing it to fall to the ground. Now that I was free, I took out the tape, drenched it in gasoline, made a trail of it going outside, sparked a match and threw it on there, causing the Blockbuster to blow up, the tape inside going with it. Soon the pizza I ordered arrived, I paid for it, I actually got the pizza this time, I didn't kill the delivery guy and everything was alright. As I enjoyed the pizza I could hear Emeril Lagasse's voice calling to me, "YOU DID GOOD SOLDIER!" as his spirit rose from the pile of debris and I gave the American hero one final salute before finishing the pizza and raising an American flag where the Blockbuster once was. |
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