Enjoying a Rainy Day?

Rain. From the very same sky that our sun graces. Such a benevolent gift from the heavens to see cascading towards our earthen home. An overwhelming cacophony from the sudden impacts of countless droplets. To see the very clouds that be, each formed and saturated by the very liquid of sprawling lakes and oceans. You may perceive that those very depths are inhabited by all matter of aquatic life. Such life is bound by the call of nature and as such, relieve themselves periodically of any bodily waste. Indiscriminately, such fluids contaminated by waste are taken by process of evaporation towards the atmosphere. The vapors formed by such waste-tainted water form clouds and ultimately release their contents in the miraculous spectacle that we know as rain. So as you trod into the downpour of glistening beads and let them find refuge on your person, know now that you have indirectly been peed on by a fish.

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Credited to HurtTree 

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