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And then, my TV vanished. My couch, bed, kitchen, everything in my house started disappearing. Then, I saw reality itself disappear. I was alone. That's when I knew that reality is non-existent. How can we be so technologically advanced that we made computers think like we do, but so dumb that we leave stupid comments on Twitter?
Afterward, I saw a giant LED display appear in front of my eyes. A booming robotic voice said, "Congratulations. You have figured out the final truth. There is no reality. Everything you know and love is a lie. It was all a simulation." It started flashing randomly, but I felt like it was trying to tell me something. Then, it showed a countdown: "00:10". As it counted down, I felt myself fade away.
This is my final message to you. Spread the word that there is no reality. G<span style="opacity: 0.9;">o</span><span style="opacity: 0.8;">o</span><span style="opacity: 0.7;">d</span><span style="opacity: 0.6;">b</span><span style="opacity: 0.5;">y</span><span style="opacity: 0.4;">e</span><span style="opacity: 0.3;">.</span><span style="opacity: 0.2;">.</span><span style="opacity: 0.1;">.</span>
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