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==The News==

*News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives ~~whit~~ this guy, Uncle Grandpa.

*News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives with this guy, Uncle Grandpa.

*(Screen goes to Uncle Grandpa)

*News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa.

*Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!!!

*News Channel Guy: ~~Uuuh ... hello~~ Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus.

*News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus?

*Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and us ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ...

*Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and uh ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW ... COOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!! ... Cow?

*News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too retarded to tell us about him. Let's go to two of the victims that Mr. Gus has attacked. Let's talk to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person.

*(Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)

*News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in ~~attemt~~ to murder you, but only managed to ~~hooribly~~ injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?

*News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attempt to murder you, but only managed to horribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?

*(Screen goes to Hot Dog Person who is severely brain damaged)

*News Channel Guy: Hot Dog Person tell us -

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*News Channel Guy: ... okay well that's just scary ...

*Beary Nice: No, not scary, BEARY!!! You're pronouncing my name wrong.

*News Channel Guy: Shut Up.

*Beary Nice: I think that severe brain damage is Beary Nice. Oh Wait, THAT'S ME!!!

*Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*News Channel Person: Okay, get the cameras out of here, this is just retarded.

*(Hot Dog Person starts beating up the camera man)

*Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! THE AARDVARKS ARE OUT TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

*News Channel Guy: We'll have more at eleven.

==The Story==

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 ==The News==
-*News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives whit this guy, Uncle Grandpa.
+*News Channel Guy: It's time for the news everybody. We recieved word of some horrifying thing that happened downtown. A giant evil green lizard thingy is going around muredring people. His name is Mr. Gus and he is a criminal. He has gone all around the place murdering tons of people. It says that Mr. Gus comes from a show called Uncle Grandpa. Let's ask the people of Uncle Grandpa about him. Let's ask the person who lives with this guy, Uncle Grandpa.
 *(Screen goes to Uncle Grandpa)
 *News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa.
 *Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!!!
-*News Channel Guy: Uuuh ... hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus.
+*News Channel Guy: Hello Uncle Grandpa. Can you tell us about Mr. Gus?
-*Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and us ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ...
+*Uncle Grandpa: Uuuuuuh ... Let's see he's uh ... green and uh ... has eyes ... and uh ... uh ... eyes and uh ... I think that his name begins with the letter 4. ... I like peanut butter ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... Cow? ... COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW COW ... COOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!! ... Cow?
 *News Channel Guy: Okay nevermind this guy is too retarded to tell us about him. Let's go to two of the victims that Mr. Gus has attacked. Let's talk to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person.
 *(Screen goes to Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person in the hospital)
-*News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attemt to murder you, but only managed to hooribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
+*News Channel Guy: Hello Beary Nice and Hot Dog Person. I see that Mr. Gus attacked you two in attempt to murder you, but only managed to horribly injure you. What was it like getting attacked by Mr. Gus?
 *(Screen goes to Hot Dog Person who is severely brain damaged)
 *News Channel Guy: Hot Dog Person tell us -
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 *News Channel Guy: ... okay well that's just scary ...
 *Beary Nice: No, not scary, BEARY!!! You're pronouncing my name wrong.
+*News Channel Guy: Shut Up.
+*Beary Nice: I think that severe brain damage is Beary Nice. Oh Wait, THAT'S ME!!!
 *Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *News Channel Person: Okay, get the cameras out of here, this is just retarded.
 *(Hot Dog Person starts beating up the camera man)
 *Hot Dog Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!! THE AARDVARKS ARE OUT TO KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
+*News Channel Guy: We'll have more at eleven.
 ==The Story==