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Executive: Yeah! I did but he didn't believe me at first until I showed the proof and you wouldn't believe the look on his face.
Executive: Yeah! I did but he didn't believe me at first until I showed the proof and you wouldn't believe the look on his face.


Interviewer: (Laughs) Ok… back on track. So when you where promoted as an executive?
Interviewer: (Laughs) Ok... back on track. So when you where promoted as an executive?


Executive: 2004 just when the Spongebob Movie was released. My boss came into my office and said I was going to be promoted as an executive since I had a Bachelor's Degree and some experience in Supervisory then jackpot! I got the promotion and another career map lay out in front of me. When I got home, I told my wife and she was excited to hear that been promoted to an executive level since executives are well paid and why so? Were going to be rich!
Executive: 2004 just when the Spongebob Movie was released. My boss came into my office and said I was going to be promoted as an executive since I had a Bachelor's Degree and some experience in Supervisory then jackpot! I got the promotion and another career map lay out in front of me. When I got home, I told my wife and she was excited to hear that been promoted to an executive level since executives are well paid and why so? Were going to be rich!
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Executive: What about it?
Executive: What about it?


Interviewer: Well… because you mentioned that there was an "incident" on Nickelodeon's channel over the phone.
Interviewer: Well... because you mentioned that there was an "incident" on Nickelodeon's channel over the phone.


Executive: Oh yes, that was a few years ago now let me be clear this is something I don't wanna remember and no it isn't a "Lost Episode" that you see on the internet. They don't exist but we did do a similar thing with "The Sponge who can fly" but it wasn't locked away in a vault never to be seen again and we only used the "Lost Episode" word as a promotional tactic and nothing was strange about it.
Executive: Oh yes, that was a few years ago now let me be clear this is something I don't wanna remember and no it isn't a "Lost Episode" that you see on the internet. They don't exist but we did do a similar thing with "The Sponge who can fly" but it wasn't locked away in a vault never to be seen again and we only used the "Lost Episode" word as a promotional tactic and nothing was strange about it.
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The shot of Spongebob walking home with that sky lasted 6 minutes. Then Spongebob reach his destination then jumpcut to a outside bird's eye view of his home where he walked to the door, opened and closed it behind him. There was an eerie almost cracking noise that stopped once to went to the next scene.
The shot of Spongebob walking home with that sky lasted 6 minutes. Then Spongebob reach his destination then jumpcut to a outside bird's eye view of his home where he walked to the door, opened and closed it behind him. There was an eerie almost cracking noise that stopped once to went to the next scene.


The next scene was in Squidward's house; there is a forward shot towards Squdward. He was reading a newspaper. The words in the newspaper where readable it was describing an outbreak of an unknown virus. However a phone was ringing and Squidward folded the newspaper to pick it up once he did, there was a baritone voice you know that sound effect they use in cartoons? Anyways Squidward responded with "yeah" and "ok I will be there" presumably this voice was telling him to come its location. He puts the newspaper on a table and walks out the front door but I could remember seeing an opened doorway that Squidward did not include in his house it looked something familiar….
The next scene was in Squidward's house; there is a forward shot towards Squdward. He was reading a newspaper. The words in the newspaper where readable it was describing an outbreak of an unknown virus. However a phone was ringing and Squidward folded the newspaper to pick it up once he did, there was a baritone voice you know that sound effect they use in cartoons? Anyways Squidward responded with "yeah" and "ok I will be there" presumably this voice was telling him to come its location. He puts the newspaper on a table and walks out the front door but I could remember seeing an opened doorway that Squidward did not include in his house it looked something familiar....


Interviewer: How did your son react to this episode?
Interviewer: How did your son react to this episode?


Executive: Nothing, he was just bland for some reason! Fuck me…. Shit!
Executive: Nothing, he was just bland for some reason! Fuck me.... Shit!


Interviewer: Are you ok?
Interviewer: Are you ok?


Executive: Yeah… just overreacted, that's why I do not want to talk about this incident! It's just something…. Never mind.
Executive: Yeah... just overreacted, that's why I do not want to talk about this incident! It's just something.... Never mind.


So anyways Squidward entered his car winch was rarely seen in episodes and started it, he began driving on a dirt road I don't know why but it's just odd for a dirt road to instantly appear at his house. My boss texted me this time and asked to bring a video camera or something, we didn't have a video camera only just a late 90s camera that we never used after the 2000s that we put in our closet. I rushed there and pick up the camera then rushed back to our sofa. Squidward was still driving on that dirt road then a black van was soon following him then the van passed and turned right to what appeared to be an abandoned school house. The screen soon went to black and whispers where audible and an image come up for 15 minutes I loaded my camera and took a picture before it faded away, it was an image of a man in a white shirt holding a sheet stained with an unknown substance then my boss called again and I rushed to pick it up, he told that they are going to cut the station temporary for 26 hours after tracing and halting the broadcast where attempted and continuously failed. He told me to bring the camera tomorrow and hung up.
So anyways Squidward entered his car winch was rarely seen in episodes and started it, he began driving on a dirt road I don't know why but it's just odd for a dirt road to instantly appear at his house. My boss texted me this time and asked to bring a video camera or something, we didn't have a video camera only just a late 90s camera that we never used after the 2000s that we put in our closet. I rushed there and pick up the camera then rushed back to our sofa. Squidward was still driving on that dirt road then a black van was soon following him then the van passed and turned right to what appeared to be an abandoned school house. The screen soon went to black and whispers where audible and an image come up for 15 minutes I loaded my camera and took a picture before it faded away, it was an image of a man in a white shirt holding a sheet stained with an unknown substance then my boss called again and I rushed to pick it up, he told that they are going to cut the station temporary for 26 hours after tracing and halting the broadcast where attempted and continuously failed. He told me to bring the camera tomorrow and hung up.


Another image, no no video or gif…. Oh god. (Silence)
Another image, no no video or gif.... Oh god. (Silence)


Interviewer: What happened?
Interviewer: What happened?


Executive: It was an image gif or video I don't fucking care! It was a gif or fucking image of my house in my bedroom! There was the theme of Spongebob faintly in the distance somewhere and some figure walked through the opened doorway…. I take my camera and took a photo…. Then blackout. The screen was black they shut down the station. The broadcast had ended. But before that text popped up and it read "Be seeing you soon". My son and me were shocked, I turned off the TV and my son never went to bed that night out of fear what would happen to him. I had to explain this to my wife winch was less than stellar.
Executive: It was an image gif or video I don't fucking care! It was a gif or fucking image of my house in my bedroom! There was the theme of Spongebob faintly in the distance somewhere and some figure walked through the opened doorway.... I take my camera and took a photo.... Then blackout. The screen was black they shut down the station. The broadcast had ended. But before that text popped up and it read "Be seeing you soon". My son and me were shocked, I turned off the TV and my son never went to bed that night out of fear what would happen to him. I had to explain this to my wife winch was less than stellar.


Executive: Fuck this I'm out. I should have never mentioned that over the phone.
Executive: Fuck this I'm out. I should have never mentioned that over the phone.
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