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You know how milk goes sour after its expiration date? |
You know how milk goes sour after its expiration date? I've had that before, it tasted like sour yogurt. Humans get like that too, but you just have to know where your expiration date is. |
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You see, I found many dates and labels, I just |
You see, I found many dates and labels, I just haven't found their owners. I just love knowing all these little facts before everyone else. It makes me feel like a young hipster again. |
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I have a sort of godly essence, you know? Oh, |
I have a sort of godly essence, you know? Oh, I'm so deity like with it, I know who the owners' are... I just need them to step forth. |
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Reminding me, I think |
Reminding me, I think there's one here, just for you! Just let me scan your barcode-oh... You don't know where it is? Silly, it's on your bellybutton. It doesn't hurt or anything, just stand still... Oh, dear... |
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Latest revision as of 07:13, 30 August 2023
You know how milk goes sour after its expiration date? I've had that before, it tasted like sour yogurt. Humans get like that too, but you just have to know where your expiration date is.
You see, I found many dates and labels, I just haven't found their owners. I just love knowing all these little facts before everyone else. It makes me feel like a young hipster again.
I have a sort of godly essence, you know? Oh, I'm so deity like with it, I know who the owners' are... I just need them to step forth.
Reminding me, I think there's one here, just for you! Just let me scan your barcode-oh... You don't know where it is? Silly, it's on your bellybutton. It doesn't hurt or anything, just stand still... Oh, dear...
Credited to Properpapapanda
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