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'''(for the best experience, have microsoft sam read it...fix it a bit so it sounds a bit better)'''
{{Note|for the best experience, have microsoft sam read it... fix it a bit so it sounds a bit better}}


WHAT A FUCKING DAY, I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE HERPES. IT'S ALL SO IMPROPER.
WHAT A FUCKING DAY, I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE HERPES. IT'S ALL SO IMPROPER.
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NOW WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BETA BEGGARS!
NOW WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BETA BEGGARS!


NOW THAT BRYAN'S OUT OF THE WAY, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OL' (redacted)
NOW THAT BRYAN'S OUT OF THE WAY, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OL' [REDACTED]


SUDDENLY FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP- EAH, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS NAME? CAME AND STOLE A SAUSAGE FROM ME
SUDDENLY FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP- EAH, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS NAME? CAME AND STOLE A SAUSAGE FROM ME
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HE THEN TURNED INTO A BOTTLE OF MEGA SKRUMPY AND SHOT BOOZE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
HE THEN TURNED INTO A BOTTLE OF MEGA SKRUMPY AND SHOT BOOZE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

IT SMELLED LIKE BEER, WHICH I THINK SMELLS HORRIBLE.
IT SMELLED LIKE BEER, WHICH I THINK SMELLS HORRIBLE.

HE THEN EXPLODED INTO 284519823457327563670246387536583645385635893 PIECES AND DIED.
HE THEN EXPLODED INTO 284519823457327563670246387536583645385635893 PIECES AND DIED.


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TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME SOON?
TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME SOON?


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'''''*for those who are not aware, bryan2000 is a certain individual infamous for harassing the admins of duke4(dot)net and 3d realms over duke nukem 3d prototypes a few years ago. nowadays he is referred to as beta bryan.'''''
<i>*for those who are not aware, bryan2000 is a certain individual infamous for harassing the admins of duke4(dot)net and 3d realms over duke nukem 3d prototypes a few years ago. nowadays he is referred to as beta bryan.</i>
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Latest revision as of 20:11, 19 October 2022

for the best experience, have microsoft sam read it... fix it a bit so it sounds a bit better


WHAT A FUCKING DAY, I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE HERPES. IT'S ALL SO IMPROPER.

BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS.

SUDDENLY, A BRYAN2000* APPEARED.

"GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING DUKE3D BETAS YOU BITCH"

I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "NO! FUCK YOU BRYAN!" HE THEN LEFT.

NOW WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BETA BEGGARS!

NOW THAT BRYAN'S OUT OF THE WAY, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OL' [REDACTED]

SUDDENLY FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP- EAH, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS NAME? CAME AND STOLE A SAUSAGE FROM ME

"OH NO" I YELLED!

HE THEN

ATE IT!

HE THEN TURNED INTO A BOTTLE OF MEGA SKRUMPY AND SHOT BOOZE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

IT SMELLED LIKE BEER, WHICH I THINK SMELLS HORRIBLE.

HE THEN EXPLODED INTO 284519823457327563670246387536583645385635893 PIECES AND DIED.

NOW WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER THAT WAS.

TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME SOON?


*for those who are not aware, bryan2000 is a certain individual infamous for harassing the admins of duke4(dot)net and 3d realms over duke nukem 3d prototypes a few years ago. nowadays he is referred to as beta bryan.

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