Farted on my Boyfriend Copypasta

A few weeks ago i woke up a bit earlier than my boyfriend and he was cuddling me so that my bum was angled towards his crotch. I have an odd thing where i sneeze quite frequently in the mornings when i wake up. So I sneezed and i guess i was holding in some kind of fart because i ripped one out on him. To this day i don't know if he was fully awake enough to register it but my sneeze most certainly was not quiet and from our proximity he most certainly felt that fart. Nothing wrong with farting but i'm sure no one particularly enjoys getting farted on. I'm just glad it wasn't particularly smelly but i will never stop thinking about whether or not he was awake and didn't realise or is just saving me from embarrassment since he probably didn't care that much. Oh well it will be one of those memories i'll think of on sleepless nights.

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