First and Last Time

Old 4chan copypasta which used to be popular circa 2008-2010. Has fallen out of favor in recent years and appears to be largely forgotten.

And no, this is not about the site you're on right now. It's about 4chan.

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This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday and his last dying words were: Mom, do a barrel roll. I did a Google research on it and that led me ultimately here.

Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:

• Pictures of corpses
• Misogyny
• Terrorism
• Discussion of rape
• Encouraging suicide
• Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol

There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says I have to post an image so I did but I just want you to know that I have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, I will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and I will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.

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