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"President Roosevelt! Why you save me?" I asked the gallant Rough Rider.

"Because you can save this museum and the world" he replied. "At night everything in this museum comes alive and when this happens skeletons come to life and spook living things to death."

"Wait a darn second" I said. "You are dead. That means that you must be a skeleton!"

I pulled out my handy dandy pocket knife and cut up the President like carving a Thanksgiving duck. But there was no skeleton! Spooky indeed.

"I am made of wax" said the decapitated President's head. "I have no skeleton inside me... unlike you!"

His horse rode by a mirror and I looked into it. To my horror I saw teeth in my mouth. I have a skeleton inside me!

"Ahh" I scream as I gazed into the mirror. "How does I stop skeletons if one is inside me?"

"The skeleton inside you isn't in control, your will is strong young one" said the President as he smoked more of his White House brand dank kush.

"The skeleton nearly killed you with a magic trumpet, but you are not kill because of the skeleton inside you. If you play a magic instrument louder and more dank than his then you win and he dies."

"K" I reply. "But I am out of magic trumpets. How does I acquire more?"

"Here, take this" said the Bull Moose. "It's the one instrument that you can use to spit hotter fire than a magic trumpet. It's a... trom-bone"

T-Roo's pun was too dank for the horse, who morphed into his true form, a spooky horse skelington! The spooky horse skelington kicked me off and rode off with the President's head in the saddle.

"Bye" I said and skipped away.

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