Flytrap

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The first time i masturbated, i was all alone with a venus flytrap.

And i said to myself; "You know what? i want this Venus Flytrap... to become a Penis Flytrap!"

And then i laughed at my own hilarious and woody pun for several minutes.

After that, i said to the venus flytrap; "Hey buddy, you know what's about to happen?"

And then he said; "I can't speak or think because i'm a plant"

And then i was like; "Oh whatever that's cool bro..."

And then i shoved my cock right down it's throat, and it started sucking on it, and i was like "Yeah...yeah...wait no! This was a terrible idea...it's so painful...i...this was awful why did i do this?"

And that's the story, of how my dick got bit off, by a penis flytrap. Thank you for reading, goodbye!

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