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'''Chapter 1: Fast Food Store'''▼
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Gavin0910 says:Found A Story About Food Here use this fill in the blank for your reviews
________ reviews:______ stars___________________________
Username. Number Whatever you think about it
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▲Chapter 1:Fast Food Store
There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.
 
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But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????
 
Gavin0910 reviews this:
 
1 star it sucks!
 
'''Chapter 2: McDonalds Lost Big Mac'''
 
I was an employee at McDonalds studios, and I got to taste new menu products months before they were officially released. Me and my coworkers once received a beta version of a sandwich planned to hit the menus in... errrr..... 17..... ahem, anyways, we inserted it into the microwave and gathered around to watch the juices sizzle. Upon starting the microwave, I began to get a dizziness. One of my coworkers threw up french fries. Another one got a heart attack, heart failure, and heart disease. The window on the microwave then cut to static for 10 minutes. The microwave's stereo system broke, and yet the cries of the pickles were still heard. I quickly ripped the microwave from the wall and shoved it in a local bystander's pocket. The local bystander's love for burgers were mysteriously absent from that point forward. The strangest thing is, I have no idea why....... KCFF IZZ BETTTTERRR >>>>>....!!!!!!MECDAHNALDSSS!!!!!!kaeruiuiawehrIUDHFIUAH38924heart error 30333 JEAQWEJHO
 
Gavin0910 reviews: 3 stars LOL LAWL ha ha ha ha ha!
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Then the man bites off some of the burrito... I screamed!
 
Then he eat the rest! By now, I was feeling sick, but I decided to see what else the USB stick had contained...
 
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the .jpg flies= 20 GB
 
The first one was a woman eating a soft taco, with blood coming out of the taco, and her mouth... it was scary... but not as scary as the next image!
 
The second image was a cat chewing on a piece of a quesdila, as the quesdila had a hyper realistic, scary, gross, frightening, sad face! I crapped my pants!
 
The third was a taco in a black area... HOLY COW!, I nearly had a heartattack!
 
The fourth wasn't that bad... it was just a dead child, thats all!
 
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Now, onto the last thing I found... an .exe file
 
.exe (20 GB)
 
 
The file was called "super_taco.exe",
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Gavin0910 reviews: I want food 5 stars.
 
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