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Line 1: Hi, my name is Stephen. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about the story... of the Fresh Prince Alternate Opening. I was rummaging through some of my older brother's belongings, DVDs, Magazines, old video games, porn, etc. He had left a lot of things after he moved away. As I was helping my Mom clean it up, I discovered a secret disc he had, stashed away under his bed, buried in various garbage. I decided to hide it in my jacket and find out what was on it later that day. Line 11: Here's what I transcribed from the video... <blockquote><i> ~~'''~~"Now this is the story, all about how, my life got fucked up so bad, and I'd like to take a shit right in my chair...tell ya'll how I became the prinCESS of a town called BALLS." ~~'''~~ ~~'''~~"In West - Uncle Phil - edelphia, one day, I started shootin' some people in my neighborhood! I was killin' a couple of guys outside of the school, then my mom got sca-RY, she said 'Ya movin' with your Auncle and Untie in Bel-Air!"~~'''~~ ~~'''~~"She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I said I might as well stick it - up my ass - Yo, this is bad-ASS, drinkin' paint out of a champagne glass? Is this what the people of - Hmm... - Livin' like? Hmm... This might be bad!"~~'''~~ ~~'''<nowiki>~~"I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the cab ran over a cat - If anything I could say that this cat would not be alright! I put my walkman on, and said 'I might as well kick it...into the sewer, but I thought 'nah, forget it.~~''</nowiki>'~~'' ~~'''~~"I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell yo ASS', looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to shit on my chair!"~~'''~~ </i></blockquote> That was certainly weird, amusing, but weird. Then after about 10 seconds of a blank black screen, some white text appeared. It said the following: "Stephen, if you've found this. You've rifled through my belongings after I moved, or I may have died. Whichever comes first, I must warn you, I've implanted a curse into this video, so now you must send it to one of your friends, or you will have horrible nightmares forever!" Line 26 ⟶ 28: Man, I hate YouTube's copyright policy. {{by-user\|ProjectCarthage}} [[Category:Trollpasta]]▼ [[Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air]] [[Category:Lost Episodes]] [[Category:File Extensions]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] {{Comments}} ▲[[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~<comments />~~