Fresh Prince of Evangelion

This dates back to 2008.

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Now this is the story all about how
All life got flipped, turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute for what it's worth
I'll tell you how I became queen of the death and rebirth

In Nerv's lab born and raised
Experiments are how I spent most of my days
Being cloned, synchronizing, piloting, all cool
And all taking a dip in Nerv's indoor pool

When a couple of Angels who were taller than a tree
Started making trouble in Tokyo-dash-three
I got in one little injury and Gendo got scared and said
"We're gonna send Shinji Ikari out there!"

[Next verses are only on the full version, which was played only in the first three episodes of season one of "Shin Seki Fresh Queen of Death and Rebirth"]

We fought in many battles through many days
But Shinji pussed out and he went off on his way
He went to the train and he displayed his ticket
He put his walkman on and said "I should have been hit!"

Then he comes back, yo what a drag!
Just because of Misato, that stupid hag
Is this what the second children ought to act like?
Hmmm, this ain't quite right!

But wait, I hear the Seele, compilation and all that
Is that the kind of end in store for this cool cat?
I don't think so, nor does the third
I hope they're prepared for the death and rebirth

Well, I was cloned again and when I came out
There was dude looked like an Angel standing there with my name out
I ain't the same as you, Kaworu, the fifth child
So I knew that things were about to get wild

I whistled for Gendo and when he came near
His hand was labeled "ADAM" and I pulled it in here
I fused and grew huge, quite an increase in girth
But I said "Aww forget it, time for death and rebirth!"

I pulled up to the lab around seven or eight
And I yelled to the people "Yo homes, here is Rei!"
But I took Shinji and sent him back to earth
And so now I'm the queen of the death and rebirth

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