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While many of the videos presented to me were fairly standard one particular video stood out to me. The video was called
I clicked the video, and it started out as an episode of iCarly. I cannot recall which episode this was, but the scene contained was of Carly yelling at T-Bo. When she was done, T-Bo walked out of the room, and this is when the whole thing got really fucked up. The camera zoomed in on
The crudely drawn Carly appeared to have been sketched in crayon with the head of Miranda Cosgrove cut out from a magazine, and animated on several pieces of paper. Slowly, atop the head of this Cartoon Carly appeared the words,
Anyway, after she pulled out the knife, the video cut to a close up of Cartoon Carly, which appeared to be a screenshot from the show traced in crayon as a real knife came up to it, and she licked it in a provocative fashion. I suppose it was intended to be erotic, but if you were going to go that far to make something sexy, you might as well just put a dick in there somewhere, you know? At this point, I
It was at this point that the music began to get loud. Oh yeah, the music, I probably should have established that. Basically, the music was this weird sort of sound. In fact, the word
The Cartoon Carly began walking to the right side of the frame – if you can even call it that – at which a door appeared. Carly knocked on the door, and accompanying this was a loud knocking sound effect. Good thing I was wearing headphones at the time, or else my parents would have definitely been woken up at this point. The door opened slowly, and Carly walked inside. T-Bo stood there, a paper head cut- out on top of a crude stick figure. Unassuming, T-Bo sat there, attempting to place several cups of smoothie onto a stick. His efforts were in vain, however, as each attempt only resulted in the cups bursting, tropical smoothie spraying all over his rudimentary
Words appeared at the top of the video, reading as such:
T-Bo turned round, facing Carly and dropping his be-sticked smoothie cups.
Carly then pounced on T-Bo like a puma, or a tiger, or some other type of cat, and began to scalp T-Bo. Of course, given the paper and crayon style of the video, this only meant the tearing of the piece of paper meant to represent T-Bo, but nonetheless, I was stunned. The very idea of T-Bo being scalped was shocking enough for me. Screams began to overtake both of my ears, one of fear, and one of joy. Words began to appear once more on the paper. While some where gibberish and hard to make out, rapidly flashing frame-by-frame across the screen, phrases such as
The video faded back into the actual episode, ending on Carly and her friends dining on a poorly edited-in T-Bo on a stick, the top of his head missing and his eyes crossed out. Atop the
I closed the tab, pulled up my pants, and decided to get a second opinion. I went on to 4chan, and made a new thread with the video url and a comment showing reading,
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