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I thought this was just a glitch so i continued, then it showed the standard download preparation window, the game weighed 666 MB. It would take me an eternity to download all that shit because i used to live in a shithole with no fast internet connection. Decades have passed, i'm now 70 years old, it finally finished downloading. |
I thought this was just a glitch so i continued, then it showed the standard download preparation window, the game weighed 666 MB. It would take me an eternity to download all that shit because i used to live in a shithole with no fast internet connection. Decades have passed, i'm now 70 years old, it finally finished downloading. |
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So i launched the fucking game. I was greeted by a title screen where Gabe Newell was eating a burger somewhere in the middle of a forest during the night, with a hole in the ground and a shovel behind him. I thought that was an oversight and the game developers didn't pay much attention to the box art. There were 5 options in the menu, "New Game", "Continue", "Delete a Save File", "Options", and "Quit". |
So i launched the fucking game. I was greeted by a title screen where Gabe Newell was eating a burger somewhere in the middle of a forest during the night, with a hole in the ground and a shovel behind him. I thought that was an oversight and the game developers didn't pay much attention to the box art. There were 5 options in the menu, "New Game", "Continue", "Delete a Save File", "Options", and "Quit". The options have nothing, it was just blank. I started a new game, a cutscene played that showed Gabe Newell as he was cooking burgers. |
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After that really interesting, fascinating cutscene (kappa), the gameplay begun, and what i saw traumatized me even though i was 70 years old, holy shit. |
After that really interesting, fascinating cutscene (kappa), the gameplay begun, and what i saw traumatized me even though i was 70 years old, holy shit. |
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