Garfield.Exe Lost Episode; Welcome to the Shadows, Jon 2. Hell Edition.: Difference between revisions

I'm a total Garfield fan, much like everyone else, I like the newer Garfields, but I don’t mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked Garfields before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...

I thought it was a glitch and moved on. I excitedly put the game into my Ps2 and started playing. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER. When I booted up the game my good buddy old pal Garfield greeted me. I screamed. I was so excited to see him, I had a spastic seizure on the floor. It was fairly normal-looking, it just looked like a professionally made masterpiece. But when I pressed the circle button, the title screen changed for a nanosecond. Odie was hanging from a chandelier with HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD dripping from his eyes and mouth, Nermal's eyes were hanging from his sockets, Jon was no longer on the screen and Garfield... oh Garfield. He was EVIL! He had blue eyes with small purple pupils. The music changed to the amber alert noise for that second, but it was reversed, 8-bit, and had hardcore hentai playing in the background. I assumed it was a glitch and moved on. BIG MISTAKE.

Anyways... I was mostly scared, but I still played on. At that moment I got an email from my mom, but it was not my mom... it was Garfield. It showed a HYPER-REALISTIC picture of my parents dead with evil Garfield standing on top of them triumphantly. I called my mom just in case the picture was real... and it was. I heard Garfield breathing sexually. Not gonna lie, my dick got pretty hard at that moment... until Garfield exclaimed "'''YOUR NEXT'''," then my dick retracted into my body. But right at that moment, I heard something from the TV.

"Gaylord," it said evilly. "It's time to play."

"How did it know my name?" I thought. I did what the machine told me and started playing. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AN OOPSIE MISTAKE. The screen cut to the color of the American dollar and then started playing lavender town but it was reversed and I thought I could hear Caillou in the background. It was weird but arousing. I must be the reason behind the amber alert theme song. Anyways, Garfield was being a bit spooky, but I was still into him. But then, out of the blue, my OC CokieBadGirl669 appeared. My dick detached from my body, grew legs, then started to run to the TV. Good thing I had a leash attached to it, or it may have escaped. CokieBadGirl looked at me with her fuck-me eyes and said…

“YOU ARE NERMAL YOU CUCK!” I exclaimed. I said this because Nermal and Satan are the same things, to be honest.

By the way, Garfield stabbed Nermal to death, which I was happy about.

“Kill the sparrows,” he said.

“You monster!” I screamed. She replied with silence. As the screen zoomed in on a still Jpeg of Hillary Clinton, my mom came in.

“Are you ready to have a great anime battle?” Said the giant Clinton head. Mao Zedong was angry that he wasn’t getting any screen time so he became my personal pokemon. Wait, this story needs more Garfield away, so he tried to kill them both!!!111!1

[Anime Battle Commence]

'''YOUR NEXT'''

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