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<big><big>'''GARFIELD'S FATEFUL MONDAY...'''</big></big>
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It was a monday, like any other monday. or so i thought. i turn on my clunky television to the news like any other monday and the headline is this: "WEIRD LOOKIN CAT SCREAMIN' LASAGNA AND WACKING PEOPLE IN FACE"
'''"fake news
little did i know, i was the garfield's next victim.
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i hear some FOOT CLOPS CLOPPING from behind me. they were very quick and then i realised i was being chased. i turn around. I SEE THE CAT.
IT CRIES '''"GARFIELD WISHES YOU A HAPPY MONDAY"'''
AND THEN, IT WAILS OUT IN ITS DISAPPOINTED VOICE "'''TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL LIKE THIS FUNNY CAT DOE"'''
out came its veri dangerous tail and it GRASPS ME WITH THE GRASP OF A THOUSAND GRASPS
'''"LASAAAGNAAAAAAA" '''the creature bellowed as it bared its teeth close to my squirming face.
''fake news
'''wacked, i was
Then a skeleton popped out!
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