Gateway of the, Like, Mind, Dude

One day, like, a team of, like, scientists got together and totally thought that, like, if you couldn't, like, smell or see or hear or, well, anything, you could, like, totally talk to, like, God, dude. Yeah, totally. So what these guys did was, like, totally get this old guy to volunteer for it and he totally, like, heard dead voices and stuff, man. So, dude, get this, he went, like, crazy mad and, like, tried to kill himself and, like, one day he looked at the scientist dude, and was like, "Dude, I, like, totally talked to God, man. Turns out he's totally, like, sick of our crap, man. Totally." Then he, like, totally got out his electric guitar and started playing heavy metal and then died. Totally awesome, man.

Dude, this is, like, totally what the guy looked like, man. What a, like, radical dude, man.

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