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{{AN|This is a god-awful Pokepasta I wrote about a year ago. I am definitely ashamed of it. I have improved since then, so that's good. I guess.}} |
{{AN|This is a god-awful Pokepasta I wrote about a year ago. I am definitely ashamed of it. I have improved since then, so that's good. I guess.}} |
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I didn’t want this. Nobody did. Everything that happened, everyone who was destroyed…it was all his fault. I can still hear their ringing |
I didn’t want this. Nobody did. Everything that happened, everyone who was destroyed…it was all his fault. I can still hear their ringing words…"YOU LEFT US THERE TO ROT. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT." |
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It was a chilly Saturday afternoon in February. Snow and slush coated the roads, streets, and lawns. I was stuck inside. Nothing to do. Mom and Father were on a trip to Vancouver for the next week or so. (They had left yesterday.) I was a teenager, so they thought I was responsible enough to stay home alone. |
It was a chilly Saturday afternoon in February. Snow and slush coated the roads, streets, and lawns. I was stuck inside. Nothing to do. Mom and Father were on a trip to Vancouver for the next week or so. (They had left yesterday.) I was a teenager, so they thought I was responsible enough to stay home alone. |
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Just as I was going to put the Ramen into the microwave (after doing everything to prepare it beforehand), I got a text on my smartphone from Max, my boyfriend. |
Just as I was going to put the Ramen into the microwave (after doing everything to prepare it beforehand), I got a text on my smartphone from Max, my boyfriend. |
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"Hey, Lucy. |
"Hey, Lucy." is what it read. |
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"What’s up? |
"What’s up?" I texted back. |
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"I just wanted to let you know that you left your Pokémon Sun here. |
"I just wanted to let you know that you left your Pokémon Sun here." |
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"Oh, God. It’s been there for weeks, hasn’t it? And you’re now telling me? Sigh. I’m not allowed to leave the house unless for school, so can you bring it over? |
"Oh, God. It’s been there for weeks, hasn’t it? And you’re now telling me? Sigh. I’m not allowed to leave the house unless for school, so can you bring it over?" |
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"Sure, babe. |
"Sure, babe." |
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Max arrived at my doorstep while I was enjoying my Ramen at my table. |
Max arrived at my doorstep while I was enjoying my Ramen at my table. |
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I opened it, and Max was standing there. |
I opened it, and Max was standing there. |
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"Sorry for not telling you about your game for weeks. I had lost it under all of my junk in my room, and I just now found it, |
"Sorry for not telling you about your game for weeks. I had lost it under all of my junk in my room, and I just now found it," he said. |
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To be honest, his room really was messy. A pigsty, to say the least. |
To be honest, his room really was messy. A pigsty, to say the least. |
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I took a look at it. It looked a tiny bit beat up and tattered, but all in all, it looked pretty good. |
I took a look at it. It looked a tiny bit beat up and tattered, but all in all, it looked pretty good. |
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"Thank you, |
"Thank you," I said and then hugged him, and gave him a kiss also. |
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"I’ll see you around, |
"I’ll see you around," said Max. |
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"See you around, |
"See you around," I said as he left. |
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I rushed upstairs to get my 3DS, and then went back downstairs. It had been so long since I had gotten to play Pokémon Sun, I had nearly forgotten what I wasd oing or where I even was. |
I rushed upstairs to get my 3DS, and then went back downstairs. It had been so long since I had gotten to play Pokémon Sun, I had nearly forgotten what I wasd oing or where I even was. |
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creature that came before me was unlike any other one that I had encountered in |
creature that came before me was unlike any other one that I had encountered in |
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any game. It seemed to have no face, no limbs, not even a noticeable torso. It was all colorful, static-like glitch blocks. Its name was an absolute mess. "üÓ¥‐‼a4M? |
any game. It seemed to have no face, no limbs, not even a noticeable torso. It was all colorful, static-like glitch blocks. Its name was an absolute mess. "üÓ¥‐‼a4M?" is what it read. I don’t have the foggiest idea how to pronounce it, so let’s just call it ‘Glitch’ for now. |
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Glitch’s cry seemed to be a slowed-down version of a Lunala’s cry (my cousin had traded me his once for a Bewear. He said that he needed to trade with an NPC for a Talonflame, and I let him. From then, I knew what a Lunala’s crysounded like). It was level one and had no gender. |
Glitch’s cry seemed to be a slowed-down version of a Lunala’s cry (my cousin had traded me his once for a Bewear. He said that he needed to trade with an NPC for a Talonflame, and I let him. From then, I knew what a Lunala’s crysounded like). It was level one and had no gender. |
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Unsure of what exactly I could do, I had Dusky use Fury Swipes. It didn’t do much damage to Glitch, despite it being at level one. |
Unsure of what exactly I could do, I had Dusky use Fury Swipes. It didn’t do much damage to Glitch, despite it being at level one. |
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"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? Used Night Shade! |
"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? Used Night Shade!" |
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Night Shade did a reasonable amount of damage to Dusky. She only had a sliver of health left. How? That…that…''thing'' was only at level one. |
Night Shade did a reasonable amount of damage to Dusky. She only had a sliver of health left. How? That…that…''thing'' was only at level one. |
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sighed and chose Dusky’s next attack. |
sighed and chose Dusky’s next attack. |
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"Dusky used Power Gem! |
"Dusky used Power Gem!" |
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Still, barely any damage. |
Still, barely any damage. |
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"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? (Glitch) Used Moongeist Beam! |
"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? (Glitch) Used Moongeist Beam!" |
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‘Moongeist Beam’? That was a new one. |
‘Moongeist Beam’? That was a new one. |
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Dusky lost the rest of her health from that attack. She fainted. |
Dusky lost the rest of her health from that attack. She fainted. |
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"Dusky has gone. |
"Dusky has gone." |
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Afterward, I was given the option to either choose another Pokémon to fight or to flee the |
Afterward, I was given the option to either choose another Pokémon to fight or to flee the |
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battle. I tried to press ‘Flee’, but all that came up was a text box typing out slowly. "There is nowhere to run. |
battle. I tried to press ‘Flee’, but all that came up was a text box typing out slowly. "There is nowhere to run." |
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Wait, what? Didn’t it usually say something along the lines of: "You can’t escape! |
Wait, what? Didn’t it usually say something along the lines of: "You can’t escape!" or "Can’t escape!"? |
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Feeling a bit suspicious, I chose my next Pokémon to fight. Summer. |
Feeling a bit suspicious, I chose my next Pokémon to fight. Summer. |
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"Summer feels |
"Summer feels anxious…" Is what the text box read. |
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I chose Summer’s attack. Petal Blizzard. |
I chose Summer’s attack. Petal Blizzard. |
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The attack did nearly nothing. |
The attack did nearly nothing. |
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"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? Used Hyper Beam! |
"üÓ¥‐‼a4M? Used Hyper Beam!" |
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Hyper Beam took out Summer in one shot. |
Hyper Beam took out Summer in one shot. |
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"Summer has gone. |
"Summer has gone." |
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I pressed the flee button over and over, but the same message kept popping up. |
I pressed the flee button over and over, but the same message kept popping up. |
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"There is nowhere to run. |
"There is nowhere to run." |
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Next was Jangles. Despite her being one of the strongest Pokémon I had, she fell to Dream Eater. |
Next was Jangles. Despite her being one of the strongest Pokémon I had, she fell to Dream Eater. |
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"Jangles has gone. |
"Jangles has gone." |
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Rocky fell to Night Shade. |
Rocky fell to Night Shade. |
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"Rocky has gone. |
"Rocky has gone." |
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Salazzle fell to Moongeist Beam. |
Salazzle fell to Moongeist Beam. |
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"Salazzle has gone. |
"Salazzle has gone." |
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And Decidueye, the strongest one of all (hence him being at the highest level) fell to Hyper Beam. |
And Decidueye, the strongest one of all (hence him being at the highest level) fell to Hyper Beam. |
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"Decidueye has gone. |
"Decidueye has gone." |
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Withou a single word about my defeat against this glitch being typed out in a textbox, |
Withou a single word about my defeat against this glitch being typed out in a textbox, |
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Hesitantly, I turned the power back on, but the area where the Pokémon Sun icon would be was empty and said: "There is nothing |
Hesitantly, I turned the power back on, but the area where the Pokémon Sun icon would be was empty and said: "There is nothing |
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inserted into the game card slot. |
inserted into the game card slot." |
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With that note, I closed my 3DS and took out the Pokémon Sun game cartridge. I noticed that there was a split running down the sides and across the top. As much as I just wanted to get rid of it, I wanted to open up the split. So, I did. |
With that note, I closed my 3DS and took out the Pokémon Sun game cartridge. I noticed that there was a split running down the sides and across the top. As much as I just wanted to get rid of it, I wanted to open up the split. So, I did. |