Got clapped by EDP445
Hello, my name is Doofist, and sorry if my grammar is bad cuss English isn't my first language anyways. it was 2:00 in the morning and I was pretending to be an e-girl to troll black pills on Reddit. I was just about to go to sleep and then I heard footsteps of the outside of my room. So I went to investigate and I didn't see anything, so I thought it was all in my head and went to go to sleep. I heard footsteps again and this time I took my m16 assault rifle and went to investigate and guess what I found... NOTHING!!!
So I started to get pissed off and went back to sleep. As I was going back to sleep I heard tapping coming from my window, and I was thinking it was just a bird that hit my window. But the tapping got louder and louder. I was super scared and shit, but I had the balls to open the window. As I was walking towards my window I heard a voice that said."I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake and then go back home. I nearly shitted my pants, but I opened the window anyway...
I saw a bald overweight black man with sunglasses and a Black shirt. I got so scared I passed out and woke up in a basement filled with smelly cupcakes and I think he is going to clap me and give me STDs. I am currently typing this message in his basement. If anyone is reading this message please help me before I get clapped by Edp.
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