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So I get into the testing room with a huge TV. My boss points to a pair of earplugs and tells me to put them on. I do, but I get sucked into the game. I hyper-realistically yell, "damn you!" at the boss, but he doesn't hear me. Suddenly, I look at myself and notice that I am a cartoon. I cannot control myself though, I can only look around, spectating.

"This is revenge!" my boss yells at me. Revenge for what? I didn't know. All I felt was STDs, and it sucked. No pun intended. 

 

 

"You hacked my World of Warcraft account!" he yelled.

 

I wanted to punch him, but I had a heart attack because I couldn't do anything about it. I died. Yes, I am telling you this story. I am dead, and when you die in the game, you die in real life. You cannot live without your brain, once said Laurence Fishburne in a sci-fi. Right now, I am alive for some reason. Don't ask me how, ask the other people in other ridiculous stories. They can somehow tell you guys about their crappy tale. This story has told me one thing: GTA and WoW can make you lose your mind.

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