Grand Theft Auto: Satandreas: Difference between revisions

A few days after the last incident, i decided to check my emails for once and see if i have literally over 9000 messages. Not to my suprise, i did. I quickly got my attention on something else though. It was an email for someone called "Follower 1" Followed by a long string of binary digits. His message explained some legal crap on his part, as if i would be getting the idea of suing him. But one part of it i noticed said a horrifying response. The email appeared as if i had sent a legal document to the sender detailing a lawsuit. Of course, i have no idea who, or what is doing this so it's very unlikely. The response explained that the sender has regards for any loss of possessions and for accounts of murder. Murder?....MURDER?! What the fuck is this shit?!?!?!?!? I mean, I'm obviously not dead. So this was very fucking suspicious. There was a file attached the email. I downloaded out of morbid curiosity knowing that what i would see would not be very nice considering the latter implications. The images, oh my god....sounds cliche but it is typical for someone who really doesn't give half a shit. Images of dead people. This time it was different though. The others are too disturbing, but one i will explain. One picture was of Gaddafi. The prick from Libya. it showed him lying in a hole, dead. I was actually cheered up slightly by this knowing he was a complete cunt. Aside from that, one was of famous singer Amy Winehouse. I thought that this was sadly likely soon but it was still fucking scary. The image depicted her lying on her bed, pale and void of life. I was actually kept up all night by this. Seriously...i had fucking nightmares when i could sleep. Oh god. It was fucking horrifying. What is truly terrifying was that the images where sent to me just months before their deaths. I heard on the radio that Gaddafi was found by a rebel or something. Gaddafi had told the man "Please don't kill me" but because of my aforementioned labeling of his cuntishness, the man ahot him. i guy in a cap i so usefully remember. He was found, in a hole. Fuck. Now Amy Winehouse was more creepy, this happened a while before Gaddafi. Yeah, all that crap. She was found dead in her bed. Super Fuck. Now this next one was more recent. Oh my god it fucking pissed me off.

I finally recovered from that traumatizing shit. I finally decided to play the game again. It loaded up the rockstar logo and shit. What was weird was that it did not come up with the usual game fucking graphics. Oh my god no. My god, if this thing that created this game wasn't a diabolical piece of shit i would actually like, no, love him. The graphics where just like GTA IV. Except the obvious, it was San An-fucking-dreas. Fuck yeah! I started the game up to see my last few years come back to me. I saw CJ appear in a full HD house, he himself fully hd. i laughed somewhat sadistically at how fucking epic it looked. It was like the real fucking deal. Without David Dickinson.

As soon as BJ left the house, i was prompted to go and find sweet somewhere. Strange, this wasn't in the original game. My fears started to creepy back into my mind. "Fuck it!" I thought to myself. After enjoying the ride (or rather, some random white guy's ride) to the marker, a cutscene loaded. I stopped to gaze at the awesomeness that was happening in front of me. I heard the characters voices. It was very fucking creepy. They were the original voice actors. Did they have a part in this then? Fuck knows. Anyways, A.B.C.J. started talking to Sweet about raiding a warehouse. After a long talk, Sweet explained that they would need to be stealthy to succeed. CJ responded with the awesome exclamation of "Fuck Protocol!". Aw, isn't that sweet, he thwinks he a pwice offwicer. Get it? SWEET? Forget it. CJ then proceeded to run in the building. What was really hilarious is that he actually quoted the fucking internet "Leeeeeerooooooooy Jeeeeeeenkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!!". Holy Fucking Shit. This game is better than i thought. He ran in the building as the screen faded to black ready for me to kick arse. But when the screen returned, i found myself in a silent and massive chamber of grey walls and hobo sounds. I found myself facing a stiff model of Niko, the star of GTA IV. This game is getting better and better i thought. I got CJ to talk to him. An unusual text box came up asking what my name is. Still remembering the fuck who made this game and not wanting to give my name to him, i decided to truly fuck with him. I smuggishly typed in BEN. Lawl! After that, i was the one who would be fucked. You'll never guess what Niko said to CJ after that. It is not a joke, no punchline needed. He uttered the phrase that would send me the message that this guy was ready for a war....I said back to him...."No, you shouldn't have done that!". I am so fucking stupid. Oh well, let the war begin!

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