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This is my experience with cursed games and stuff, it's completely real. |
This is my experience with cursed games and stuff, it's completely real. |
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==Chapter 1: Garage sale== |
==Chapter 1: Garage sale== |
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==Chapter 2: The games== |
==Chapter 2: The games== |
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I went to my house. then I checked the games. |
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I saw games like: Dragon Quest IX, Pokémon Mistery Dungeon, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Black, Final Fantasy IV, etc. |
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I put the games in the 3DS, but the fucking thing will not turn on, so I hit it with a friggin' hammer, yeah. |
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The 3DS turned on, then I put the games. |
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I played like for 34 hours, and no fucking game was damned or a shit like that. |
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Suddenly I was playing Dragon Quest and the screen frozened, I thought: "Fuckin finally, I'm going to get famous"m but the screen went to normal, it was just lag. |
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I covered the games with oil and burned them, but the fire extended and burned my house, but I could save the 3DS. |
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I went to the house of my friend John, he's in drugs or shit like that. |
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He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for a rape, so I raped him, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does. |
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So. I created the best creepypasta ever, but minutes later some assholes deleted my page, I created it again, and again, and again, and again until that asshole banned me. |
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Days later John couldn't walk because his ass was like the flag of Japan, but that's not the matter, I found my story in a site called TrollPasta, when I clicked the link I felt a clod shit in my head. |
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I found myself In a room full of turds. |
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==Chapter 3: The Room== |
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