Green Mario
To possibly spare you a nightmare, I will use some casual talk here.
So, one day, I thought "what the heck" and played some Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon. The main reason I stopped playing this game is because of the first boss, which I had a lot of trouble taking down. So, the first thing I did was go into its respective level. Might as well.
To my surprise, the boss's appearance had... aged. Maybe it was some sort of special version that added atmosphere based on the 3DS's internal clock; but I doubt Nintendo would go too much further with this, considering what plot this game has. Plus, this thing was dripping darkened slime and blood or something. I managed to beat it in less than 10 minutes, and the Grouchy Possessor seemed to be reduced to white ashes. How does that even work? Ghosts are already dead! Is this like some sort of super death?!
Anyways, after defeating the boss, I head onto mission B-1. I got to the point where you get the spirit ball thingies from the lobby, and capturing them... made a shadow of Luigi appear in their place. He was clearly hanging himself. For a millisecond, I shook it off as just being that one little thingie. But wait... that was in Luigi's Mansion... so what is this doing here? The strange part is, it emitted an orange glow.
Oh god, does this mean that the guy who wrote I HATE YOU was telling the truth?!!?
(Work in progress. This trollpasta will be completed in due time.)
