Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

The pure, unrefined emotion in the lyrics "grilled cheese Obama sandwich" has moved me, truly. I was dying from an inoperable brain tumor, and I played Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich on my deathbed because the lyrics where simply the most beautiful, powerful and pure words to ever be spoken. Suddenly all my pain ceased, I got up, I walked.

My paralysis was cured. Doctors flooded in to see the miracle as I stood on my bed, the holy tune of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich flooded each hall of the hospital. Dying elderly people stood, invigorated by the new power that had just flowed though their damaged eat canals, people in comatose states removed their oxygen masks and began to sing, their eyes welling with tears as they partook in the melody of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.

Bullets lodged inside gunshot wound victims evaporated and the wounds sealed themselves, amputees grew new limbs, fingers and toes, the deaf and blind could see and hear again, the mute could talk, the paralyzed could walk, all because of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich. A golden glow began to shine all around me, and in my palm, once weak and clammy, there was a grilled cheese Obama sandwich.

I am walking now to my castle, under which I have built a temple where the Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich can be preserved and stored for millennia until the time is right, until the Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich profit comes to once again, to unlock the knowledge and power hidden within. Thank you, peace be upon grilled cheese Obama sandwich...

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Credited to Distinct-Parsley9630 

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