Group Piss

The group piss is a concept.

What concept, you may ask?

It is a concept imbedded in humanity and nature, since the dawn of mankind and civilisation.

The group piss, simplified is the idea that when you use the toilet, you are at your most vulnerable. This leaves you open to attack, accidents in the bathroom and etcetera. The group piss circumvents this risk. By having an ally or a close friend with you, they can assist you or warn you of any threats that may happen during your poop or piss.

The group piss is seen in animals as well. If you have a dog, they will instinctively look at their owners while pooping as it allows them to gauge the risk factors associated with pooping.

While it seems strange at first, the group piss has been a part of history. You can see the group piss even today when women go to the toilet together. It is only less seen in men as we have been ostracised from pissing together.

What counts as a group piss? A group piss may involve from 2 individuals, one pissing and one watching to several people pissing with one person watching or one person pissing and several watching. Commonly seen is the duo system. Remember when you were a kid and your mom would wait in front of the toilet while you pissed? That's a form of a group piss.

In conclusion, we should all strive to have the occasional group piss. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

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