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[[File:Hyper_realistic_sanic.jpg|thumb|350px|Hyper-realistic Sanic]]
This is a parody of all pastas that feel the need to include the word "hyper-realistic" in every three sentences and other cliches such as mysterious items conveniantly being found in the most unlikely of ways. 
This is a parody of all pastas that feel the need to include the word "hyper-realistic" in every three sentences and other cliches such as mysterious items conveniantly being found in the most unlikely of ways. 




Grade A Hyper-realistic gold.
Grade A Hyper-realistic gold.


==HYPERREALISTIC SANIC==
==HYPERREALISTIC SANIC==
THIS ONE DAY THIS GUY WENT TO THIS OLD  RUN DOWN HOUSE WHERE AN OLD MAN LIVED. HE WALKED UP TO A CREEPY OLD MAN AND SAW A SANIC GAME. HE ASKED HOW MUCH AND CREEPY OLD MAN GAVE IT TO HIM FREE AND SAID SOMETHING CREEPY AND HYPER REALISTIC. HE THEN FOUND A SEGA GENESISIN AN OLD CRUMMY BOX THAT FELL FROM THE SKY THAT HAD A HYPERREALISTIC TRASH SMELL TO IT. HE BEGUN TO PLAY AND IT GOT DARK. HYPERREALISTIC BLUD AND HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND HYPEREALISTIC SCARIES AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC SKELATON POPPED OUT.


{{by-user|Kazduin‎}}
THIS ONE DAY THIS GUY WENT TO THIS OLD  RUN DOWN HOUSE WHERE AN OLD MAN LIVED. HE WALKED UP TO A CREEPY OLD MAN AND SAW A SANIC GAME. HE ASKED HOW MUCH AND CREEPY OLD MAN GAVE IT TO HIM FREE AND SAID SOMETHING CREEPY AND HYPER REALISTIC. HE THEN FOUND A SEGA GENESISIN AN OLD CRUMMY BOX THAT FELL FROM THE SKY THAT HAD A HYPERREALISTIC TRASH SMELL TO IT. HE BEGUN TO PLAY AND IT GOT DARK. HYPERREALISTIC BLUD AND HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND HYPEREALISTIC SCARIES AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC SKELATON POPPED OUT.
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[[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]]
[[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]]
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Latest revision as of 20:50, 19 October 2022

This is a parody of all pastas that feel the need to include the word "hyper-realistic" in every three sentences and other cliches such as mysterious items conveniantly being found in the most unlikely of ways. 

Grade A Hyper-realistic gold.

HYPERREALISTIC SANIC

THIS ONE DAY THIS GUY WENT TO THIS OLD  RUN DOWN HOUSE WHERE AN OLD MAN LIVED. HE WALKED UP TO A CREEPY OLD MAN AND SAW A SANIC GAME. HE ASKED HOW MUCH AND CREEPY OLD MAN GAVE IT TO HIM FREE AND SAID SOMETHING CREEPY AND HYPER REALISTIC. HE THEN FOUND A SEGA GENESISIN AN OLD CRUMMY BOX THAT FELL FROM THE SKY THAT HAD A HYPERREALISTIC TRASH SMELL TO IT. HE BEGUN TO PLAY AND IT GOT DARK. HYPERREALISTIC BLUD AND HYPERREALISTIC GUTS AND HYPEREALISTIC SCARIES AND THEN A HYPERREALISTIC SKELATON POPPED OUT.



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