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It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch. Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.
"Miss, can I have that?
"Sure you can. Good luck.
"Good luck?
"Dumb bitch.
I got to my table where all my outcast reject assholes were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
"Are you actually going to eat that?!
"Shut the fuck up!
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.
"DUDE! WTF!
I ran to the water fountain and tried to rid the agonizing taste in my mouth but it was futile. I ran to the nurse vomiting on every kid and teacher in my path. Once I got to the nurse, she immediately sent me home. My mom picked me up from school carrying trash bags to vomit in.
On the way the back to my house, I filled the trash bag and then exploded in the car. My mom screamed and I heard a loud booming voice, "YOU ARE DOOMED!
I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.
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Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:
"You
I thought "OMG
After that, I started to feel better so I got my computer and started fapping to porn. While watching "10 guys, one
I got so scared that I jumped out the window.
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I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.
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I responded back, "Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.
"You know what! I will!
Once I and my mom left the hospital, I asked her:
"What are we having for dinner?
She replied, "Enchiladas.
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