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It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.


It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.


“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
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“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.
“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.


I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.


“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
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I got so scared that I jumped out the window.
I got so scared that I jumped out the window.


I woke up in a hospital bed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>The doctor walks in the room.
I woke up in a hospital bed an<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">d </span>the doctor walks in the room.


“You’re stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.
“You’re a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.


<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>I responded back, “Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.”
I responded back, “Go fuck yourself and go suck a dick.”


“You know what! I will!” The gay doctor said with pride as he walked out the room with a male nurse.
“You know what! I will!” The gay doctor said with pride as he walked out the room with a male nurse.