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[[File:Enchiladas-su-1182881-l.jpg|thumb]]It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.
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It was lunch time and I was hungry. I waited the long line right behind a bunch of fat kids to get my lunch. Once I got to the front, I saw one enchilada left.


“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
“Miss, can I have that?” I asked the big ugly lunchlady.
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“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.
“Dumb fat bitch.” I remarked.


I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed.<span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.
I got to my table where all my outcast reject fagwhores were. I sat down and noticed a horrible stench in air, even my idiot friends noticed. It was my enchilada giving that disgusting smell.


“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.
“Are you actually going to eat that?!” One of my bitch friends said.


“Shut the fuck up! I’ll eat what I want.” I snapped back. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>
“Shut the fuck up! I’ll eat what I want.” I snapped back.


I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span>Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.
I did the unthinkable and shoved a chunk of enchilada into my mouth. Big mistake, the taste was so horrible it made my soul cry. I gagged and vomited all over my friend that was sitting right to me.


“DUDE! WTF!” My faggot friend yelled in anger.
“DUDE! WTF!” My faggot friend yelled in anger.
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I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.
I thought it was the wind so I ignored it.


Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber <span style="mso-spacerun:yes"> </span><span style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman";mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">diarrhea</span> that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquidified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:
Once we got to my house and cleaned up the vomit, I was sent to bed. I had massive violent super uber diarrhea that lasted for hours. While in the restroom, feeling the liquified shit gushing out of my asshole; I got a text message that said:


“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
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I got so scared that I jumped out the window.
I got so scared that I jumped out the window.


I woke up in a hospital bed an<span style="mso-spacerun:yes">d </span>the doctor walks in the room.
I woke up in a hospital bed and the doctor walks in the room.


“You’re a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.
“You’re a stupid ass faggot for jumping out the window.” The doctor snared.
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She replied, “Enchiladas.”
She replied, “Enchiladas.”


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Written by Sloshedtrain
Written by Sloshedtrain
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