Haunted Object Destroyer

I am a professional haunted object destroyer.

Don't you fucking laugh. I work 24/7 to destroy haunted games, lost episodes, and anything else that will send you to the Shadow Realm. Don't believe me? Let me tell you a story.

One day, I was watching TV while waiting for something to destroy. Suddenly, there was a knock on my door. It was a Nintendo 64 cartridge with "MARIO" written on it. I knew it was haunted, so I took my trusty sledgehammer and smashed it into pieces. Later, I was driving home after getting some groceries. I spotted a black rectangle on the road. I got out of my Toyota Corolla and picked it up. It was a VHS tape with a label that said "SPoNnGeBoB LoST ePisSoDE". I took it home and destroyed it. Immediately, I noticed a DVD lying on my floor. It had "666" written on it. I destroyed it as well.

Why do I do this? Well, demons are trying to convince you to do bad. And they use "haunted games" and "lost episodes" to do it. But they're all fakes. Remember, there are no lost Mario games or lost SpongeBob episodes. So if you see a cartridge with "MARIO" written on it or anything like that, help me save humanity and destroy it, will you?

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