He's cool once you get to know him

"Sir, on 17 counts of murder, and going on a spree with the intent to kill random people, the jury has hereby sentenced you to life in pri-"

Suddenly, the doors of the courtroom bust open, and an exhausted young man bursts through, sweating profusely and panting.

He walks over to the judge's position, and as he's running more and more out of breath, he whispers.

"B... But he's chill behind the scenes. He's a... he's a nice person once you get to know him..."

"There's... two sides... to this..."

"He was... he was depressed..."

The jury agrees, and lets the accused walk free, ignoring the fact that he murdered 17 people.

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