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== Introduction == |
== Introduction == |
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[[File:Wizard Squid.gif|thumb|217x217px]] |
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One I am certain of, is that everyone I know would agree upon this; I am an elite hacker. |
One I am certain of, is that everyone I know would agree upon this; I am an elite hacker. |
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No doubts about it - I'm a fucking pro - and you couldn't take away my pride. |
No doubts about it - I'm a fucking pro - and you couldn't take away my pride. |
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Now, for legal reasons, I cannot state anything I've been involved in, I'll just tell you I'm a serious |
Now, for legal reasons, I cannot state anything I've been involved in, I'll just tell you I'm a serious oldfrog in the scene, and part of "Wizard Squid". |
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I worked a part-time job as a sysop for a school with retarded network configuration. I had a partner working with me, he understood me, my elite hacker needs. |
I worked a part-time job as a sysop for a school with retarded network configuration. I had a partner working with me, he understood me, my elite hacker needs. |
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== We Need to go DEEPER == |
== We Need to go DEEPER == |
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[[File:Headroom.exe|thumb|220x220px]] |
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By the end of the day, I was completely tired, I had almost forgotten about Nico's USB... I plugged it into my computer |
By the end of the day, I was completely tired, I had almost forgotten about Nico's USB... I plugged it into my computer |
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== The Spooky OS == |
== The Spooky OS == |
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[[File:-mfw i had to pley gaem.png|thumb|338x338px]] |
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Booting from the ISO returned a DOS-style prompt, asking me a simple question, "shall we play a game?" |
Booting from the ISO returned a DOS-style prompt, asking me a simple question, "shall we play a game?" |
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== Dead or Alive == |
== Dead or Alive == |
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[[File:Ayylmao.png|thumb|257x257px]] |
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I knew something was wrong immediately, the screen went black for 3.14159265358979323846 milliseconds (only an elite hacker would know this). |
I knew something was wrong immediately, the screen went black for 3.14159265358979323846 milliseconds (only an elite hacker would know this). |
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I had no other option - I had to boot up my old Usenet BBS and download mainframe hack tools - I quickly downloaded a file called Headroom.exe (coincidentally what the USB was labelled). |
I had no other option - I had to boot up my old Usenet BBS and download mainframe hack tools - I quickly downloaded a file called Headroom.exe (coincidentally what the USB was labelled). |
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[[File:Vb gui.jpg|thumb|220x220px]] |
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When it was opened, it loaded a GUI in Visual Basic that would track IPs, I was in. |
When it was opened, it loaded a GUI in Visual Basic that would track IPs, I was in. |
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But then, out of the blue, Lizard Squad - my hacker group's rival - saved Anomilous, and all my monitors turned black for 666 milliseconds (it spooked me), and a goatse popped up. |
But then, out of the blue, Lizard Squad - my hacker group's rival - saved Anomilous, and all my monitors turned black for 666 milliseconds (it spooked me), and a goatse popped up. |
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[[File:Kkk.jpg|thumb|221x221px]] |
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[[File:Inb4 me ded.jpg|thumb|208x208px]] |
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A chilling message bellow some hyper-realistic blood read this: |
A chilling message bellow some hyper-realistic blood read this: |
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{{email|"Nice to see you again - [REDACTED] - have you enjoyed your daily dose?"}} |
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No - it couldn't be - Anomilous had doxxed me with their 1337 SQLi tool. |
No - it couldn't be - Anomilous had doxxed me with their 1337 SQLi tool. |
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I was a goner. |
I was a goner. |
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Static filled my vision, as though I were a computer! |
Static filled my vision, as though I were a computer! |
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[[File:Leejun.jpg|thumb|258x258px]] |
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I then felt a huge urge to sit down at my infected computer again. |
I then felt a huge urge to sit down at my infected computer again. |
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And then a skeleton popped out. |
And then a skeleton popped out. |
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