Hello Kitty and Friends Supercute Adventures: Goodbye

You might like Hello Kitty, but this story will make you hate her, because I now hate her now. I used to be a big fan of Hello Kitty and was crazy obsessed over the merch and my brother could not stand the cute cat, he found it to be overexposed, which is hypocritical as fuck because he likes Bob the Builder, which was also overexposed.

But anyways, I have always kept track with the franchise, from the toys, to the video games to the tv shows, and yes, there are Hello Kitty tv shows. But I don't blame you if you've never heard them because you have never have been shown them unless you are a Japanese. I always used to watch Hello Kitty and Friends, which was a 90s show that I was very attached to, I loved the titular character herself and I always related to her. I also watched a lot of other hello Kitty shows and I loved them, one Hello Kitty show I loved in particular was Hello Kitty and Friends Supercute Adventures, which I always watched with my 4 year old sister and my brother to annoy the hell out of him.

One day though, I discovered an episode that traumatised me and cause my hatred towards the character. It was simply called "Goodbye", me and my sister decided to click on the episode and we got my brother to watch it so he can be annoyed by it. It started out with the regular intro, except the music was gone and I could hear a quiet maniacal laughter during it, it freaked me out but we hesitated. It started out with Hello Kitty and My Melody eating chocolate bars at a park, My Melody then said "Yummy, this chocolate bar tastes to good!", Kitty then said "I know, these are the best kinds of chocolate". When they finished their chocolates, the took the wrapping and rolled it into a ball and attempted to throw it into the bin, but they missed and accidentally hit Kuromi's head, when that happened, Kuromi got furious and yelled "WHY DID YOU DO THAT, YOU STUPID PIGS!?!", Melody and Kitty started to get embrassed and apologised for what happened, but Kuromi didn't respond, after they apologised, she just walked away furiously.

It then cut to night time, where Kitty, Melody and Badtz-Maru all went to Kitty's house for a sleepover, but Kuromi was hiding in Kitty's closet. Kitty stated that she was hoping for the best sleepover of all time and stated that she was happy to be friends with everyone. She then went to the closet door to go and get her PJs on, however, when she opened the closet door, she screamed Kuromi's name and My Melody and Badtz-Maru also jumped too. Kitty asked to Kuromi "what are you doing in my closet?!?!", she then gave this paragraph: "You see Kitty, I am not your friend, I was never friends with anyone in this stupid town, you're all annoying, overally happy, and I can't recall a single day in which you are not happy, I hate you Kitty, I hate you Melody, I hate all of you, AND I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!". When she said that, she literally tackled on Kitty and freaking strangled her to death and broke her neck at the same time, the sounds of Kitty getting strangled traumatised me and my sister. After that happened, she got a knife from the kitchen and stabbed Melody in the heart about 100000000000000 times, I could hear the horrible screams of Melody when she was being killed and I vomited when I saw her being killed as it was hyper realistic and there was so much blood. Lastly, she got a baseball bat and whacked Badtz right in the face, it was probably the least worse death but it still looked horrifying. After Badtz died, it faded to a scene with all of the characters in the show dead, as it turns out, Kuromi killed everyone, including herself by hanging her self with a rope on a tree.

It then cut to black and it showed a picture of a scary hello Kitty, her eyes were bleeding, her body looked extremely gory and she looked half dead. She then started to... speak, she said "KUROMI WON, I CANT BELIEVE SHE WON, AND NOW I AM SUFFERING IN THE GATES OF HELL, SOMEONE, PLEASE, HELP ME!". After that, the episode ended. Me and my sister both started to cry and my brother threw the computer out of the window after seeing what he just saw, I think it's safe to say that I now hate Hello Kitty and I will never want to see her face ever again.

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