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[[File:すきです.png|thumb|316px|We love you too, Pikachu.]] |
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Hello, dear community. |
Hello, dear community. |
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Instead of having to explain what this said game is, I thought it would be more... intriguing to give you the records I have for the last patient I mentioned. She had the most detailed recording, after all... |
Instead of having to explain what this said game is, I thought it would be more... intriguing to give you the records I have for the last patient I mentioned. She had the most detailed recording, after all... |
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As a child growing up I've always had social problems. First of all, I was about 7 feet tall in kindergarten and always wore dude-like outfits the school. Second; I'm naturally socially awkward. I can't talk to others with messing up or vomiting blood. Third; I'm very, very antisocial. I dislike people, who wouldn't? |
As a child growing up I've always had social problems. First of all, I was about 7 feet tall in kindergarten and always wore dude-like outfits the school. Second; I'm naturally socially awkward. I can't talk to others with messing up or vomiting blood. Third; I'm very, very antisocial. I dislike people, who wouldn't? |
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Mom made me go to a professional about my issues. In the end I was given some drugs and the diary to write in. I'm told to write in this dumb thing every time I experience discomfort or excitement and list what I think is causing it. The God damn quack thinks I'm a real nut-job. I'm going write in it like REAL diary. Anyways, this page is only a intro- again I was told to write this crap. I feel so stupid. |
Mom made me go to a professional about my issues. In the end I was given some drugs and the diary to write in. I'm told to write in this dumb thing every time I experience discomfort or excitement and list what I think is causing it. The God damn quack thinks I'm a real nut-job. I'm going write in it like REAL diary. Anyways, this page is only a intro- again I was told to write this crap. I feel so stupid. |
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I had another appointment today. The Quack was told I was feeling a little down- which is a fucking lie. Mom just wants to get rid of me, even if it's only for an hour. |
I had another appointment today. The Quack was told I was feeling a little down- which is a fucking lie. Mom just wants to get rid of me, even if it's only for an hour. |
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I'm 17 and this guy treats me like a 6 year old. We talked about any urges I had. One in particular he pushed at was if I planned on killing anybody. That bastard only did one thing I was some-what in favor of: he gave me a video game to help boost my interaction skills. At first I thought I would be getting a massive online multiplayer shooter, but no. I got fucking Hey You, Pikachu! for the N64. I didn't even own a N64, how the fuck am I supposed to play this shit? |
I'm 17 and this guy treats me like a 6 year old. We talked about any urges I had. One in particular he pushed at was if I planned on killing anybody. That bastard only did one thing I was some-what in favor of: he gave me a video game to help boost my interaction skills. At first I thought I would be getting a massive online multiplayer shooter, but no. I got fucking Hey You, Pikachu! for the N64. I didn't even own a N64, how the fuck am I supposed to play this shit? |
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I got an N64 in the mail today. So I hooked up this fossil and played some Pokémanz. By talking to a virtual pet I'll learn how to interact with others? For the love of fucking Jesus Christ... |
I got an N64 in the mail today. So I hooked up this fossil and played some Pokémanz. By talking to a virtual pet I'll learn how to interact with others? For the love of fucking Jesus Christ... |
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I played mini-games with Pikachu. That little twat must be deaf or something 'cause it never listens to me. Fucking Oak wants me to interact with it, but I just walk around the area. I've never played a Pokémon game before, I don't think I ever will after my "treatment." |
I played mini-games with Pikachu. That little twat must be deaf or something 'cause it never listens to me. Fucking Oak wants me to interact with it, but I just walk around the area. I've never played a Pokémon game before, I don't think I ever will after my "treatment." |
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Another damn appointment. I got more pills. This time it was for depression. |
Another damn appointment. I got more pills. This time it was for depression. |
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I fed the thing some vegtables from the garden. Is it normal for it to gain a few pounds? |
I fed the thing some vegtables from the garden. Is it normal for it to gain a few pounds? |
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Pikachu got really fat. I mean REALLY, REALLY fat. I ate on its own. Also, now the rat only responds to Japanese commands. How am I supposed to play now? |
Pikachu got really fat. I mean REALLY, REALLY fat. I ate on its own. Also, now the rat only responds to Japanese commands. How am I supposed to play now? |
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It seemed clingy today... |
It seemed clingy today... |
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This Pikachu won't leave my side. It literally drags itself behind me. Maybe this is another glitch. |
This Pikachu won't leave my side. It literally drags itself behind me. Maybe this is another glitch. |
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I sometimes translate some text on the screen with my computer. But one in particular caught my interest. |
I sometimes translate some text on the screen with my computer. But one in particular caught my interest. |
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"''ピカチュウが大すきです。。。''" |
"'''ピカチュウが大すきです。。。'''" |
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It translates "Pikachu really likes you...," and it's kind of funny. Oak didn't say it. It just popped up in the middle of the screen in a red text box. |
It translates "Pikachu really likes you...," and it's kind of funny. Oak didn't say it. It just popped up in the middle of the screen in a red text box. |
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The game won't shut off. I keep flicking the switch but the screen quickly blinks red and fades back into view with Pikachu in the middle of the room, seemingly upset. |
The game won't shut off. I keep flicking the switch but the screen quickly blinks red and fades back into view with Pikachu in the middle of the room, seemingly upset. |
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Awkwardly enough, Pikachu seems to have grown to outrageous proportions as far as weight goes... |
Awkwardly enough, Pikachu seems to have grown to outrageous proportions as far as weight goes... |
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-Thank you, |
-Thank you, |
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Quack. |
Your Friendly Neighborhood Quack.}} |
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