Hide From Charlie
Author's note: This was made for Valentines Day, I think you know why... Enjoy!
It was around 9 o' clock in the evening, I had just got done from a busy day with work at the hotel, my one and only true passion project. Everyone had just left the building, leaving me to guard the hotel for anyone that dared wreck it. I sat there, on my own bed, thinking about the next improvement to the hotel I should make, when I started to realize something: I'm haven't eaten in hours.
Naturally, I got up from my bed, thinking about what I should eat. I didn't want Taco Bell; I had that last night. I couldn't eat at the diner across the hotel either, I was barred from ever going there after I nearly killed the star fry cook in an epic food fight that ended with his hand deep into the deep fryer. I mean, it WAS his fault for putting onions on my burger... Anyways, just then, I had an idea: Potatoes! And I knew exactly how to get one...
So, I set up the summoning ritual. In my meditative pose, I uttered out the ritual words...
"Oh great summoner,
I want to make a feast,
So, Mr. Potato, I shall summon thee!"
Just then, A flash of light burst forth the entrance of my hotel, it had worked! But just to check, I ran to the balcony and there he was, in all his potato-y glory... I was filled with glee, so much so I couldn't help but swoon over my summoning skills, it HAD been my 2nd time summoning someone not from this world after all. Anyways, I dashed over to the entrance of the hotel to greet him.
"Oh, hello there madam!" The big lump of carbs greeted me with his heavy French accent.
"Hey, come inside! We got a real special dinner waiting for you, stew!" I foolishly blurted out in an attempt to get him inside.
Now, keep in mind, I wasn't going to eat all of him in one day, I just wanted to try a special mac and cheese and fries recipe I saw on the internet. I was really craving fries for a while, and McDonald's fries just don't cut it. Anyways, I had just realized what I said. That 'stew' part made him freeze dead in his tracks.
"Uhm..." The Potato said, "I'm going to run now. REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR FIVE!" He exclaimed as he ran off. My dinner was running away from me! So naturally I gave chase. I ran across the streets, climbed a bunch of buildings, and at one point, he paused to don a cape and mask and started flying for some reason... To counter this, I shot a 9 mm caliber pistol at him, and he instantly fell out of the sky. I then heard a horrific "SPLAT!" as I witness him explode into chunks of potato all over an empty park. I rushed over to survey the damage. It was quite gruesome.
I then started grabbing pieces of potato into my purse (don't ask) and left that mess, knowing most of it was already ruined by the lead I pumped into him. I headed back to the hotel, went to the kitchen area and started cooking my mac and cheese and fries. Let me tell you, it was very good actually! The mac and cheese were cheesy, and the fries were crunchy!
So yeah, that was my exciting day. Tomorrow I gotta keep chasing that other guy I summoned, apparently, he wants to have a fairer game of "catch me if you can"...
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