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General Burkhalter:  Achtung Hogan! You are your heroes must surrender. There is no escape.  You are saboteurs of the Third Reich!
 
Hogan: We were just trying to escape.  We don’tdon't sabotage the Third Reich.
 
Major Hochstetter:  Zo, ve finally find you what this man is doing here?  Klink and Schultz came along.
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Kinch: I knew we should never have trusted the Russian woman Olga.
 
Newkirk:  They can’tcan't shoot us! We are protected under the Geneva convention as POWS.
 
Carter: Are they really going to shoot us Colonel?  I yelled at the screen again, "ISN'T SOMEONE GOING TO SAVE THEM!    COME ON!"
 
Hogan:  I’mI'm afraid so
 
Major Hochstetter: Yells, Ready!
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LeBeau:  What do we do know Co-len-el?  Thought this was such a light hearted show!    And it ends so brutally.
 
Hogan: We’llWe'll think of something.
 
Hochstetter: Fire
 
Episode suddenly goes black then ends and goes to credits.  Hogan’sHogan's hat is shown with a red carnation laying on top if it.   The theme song plays but it sounds like it's being sung in the deep depths of hell, this time there were lyrics that sang, "Hogan's Heroes Are All Dead.  They're all executed and gone forever."  "All of them died very bloody, died very bloody......"  Then it began to sing in Swahilli and I could not comprehend the rest of the lyrics.   After the closing credits the Copyright appeared and said, "Copyright 666 Bing Crosby Productions.".    I was haunted by what I had saw and I let out a short scream.   Taking out the DVD I tried to it where my Grandfather can never find it.   Didn't want to ruin the image of Hogan's Heroes in his eyes.  Never wanted him to see what had happened to the show that he such a fan of.
 
But something else happened, the DVD melted in my hand, and blood came out and it disappeared forever.   How am I going to explain this to my Grandfather?   I wondered.   Once he got out of the shower, I decided to tell him a white lie that the DVD broke.    He believed me.   That night I was up all night in terror about the lost Hogan's Heroes episode I saw.     Why in the world would Bing Crosby end the show like he did?  Did he go insane?  I kept thinking.
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