Holder of the Toaster

In any city, in any country, go into any mental institution or halfway house you can get into. Go to the front desk and ask to see the one who calls them-self "The Holder of the Toaster". The lady at the front desk will tell you that you look like a hushpuppy. When this happens, you have failed. The only way to prevent this failure is to take a selfie and spam it all over Facebook.

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Hushpuppies

Once this is all complete, the lady at the front desk will take you into a dark hallway behind the building. You should not being singing while this happens, otherwise you will need to make a Minecraft server. Here's how to make one:

1. Advertise on tons of websites and ask for money. Make sure to talk bad about the other leading servers too! You will get many nice replies, such as "You suck". People who write this want and need to play your server. RIGHT NOW.

2. You need to code your Minecraft server. Firstly, you will need to open Notepad and type this: "Yo yo yo, my name is bob, I like to eat corn on the cob" and save the file as direct.bat and choose save as All Files. Once you do this, your server should look like this:

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Once your Minecraft server is done, you should be ready to meet The Holder of the Toaster. This Holder is very special, because he holds toasters. My family is thousands of miles away from me thanks to selfies. Once you meet The Holder, you will be given a test. The test says that if anyone who looks like a hushpuppy has their cause of death written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.

Sometimes I like to sit in dark corners and make dolphin noises.

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