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Suds McSoapy was a 16 girl who died in a lake. He was a fine young man about the age of 21. One day he discovered black soap bubbles in the lake! She was intrigued by these ebony popping shperes, so she touched them. He was then given the |
Suds McSoapy was a 16 girl who died in a lake. He was a fine young man about the age of 21. One day he discovered black soap bubbles in the lake! She was intrigued by these ebony popping shperes, so she touched them. He was then given the power to clean the souls of men, thus becoming a deus! She died that day, but returned as a ghost, leading an army of demons known only as "Scrubbles". Fliz chant is as follows: |
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Chorus:Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr.Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirt instantly uniting One! |
Chorus: Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr.Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirt instantly uniting One! |
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Druid:All-One! |
Druid: All-One! |
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Chorus: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing, body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. |
Chorus: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing, body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. |
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Druid:Wring out! |
Druid: Wring out! |
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Neophytes: Lay over face & scalp! |
Neophytes: Lay over face & scalp! |
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Druid: Massage with finger tips! |
Druid: Massage with finger tips! |
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Chorus:Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs, & all are rubbed, always towars the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. |
Chorus: Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs, & all are rubbed, always towars the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. |
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Druid: Breath deeply! |
Druid: Breath deeply! |
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Druid: For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! |
Druid: For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE! |
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Neophytes:ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! |
Neophytes: ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! |
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Some say this chant is done simultaniously with a ritual. Some say that dead children possess the animatronic in FNaF, so you can decide how things go. But I ask you this... Become. All. ONE! |
Some say this chant is done simultaniously with a ritual. Some say that dead children possess the animatronic in FNaF, so you can decide how things go. But I ask you this... Become. All. ONE! |
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Latest revision as of 19:54, 13 August 2023
Suds McSoapy was a 16 girl who died in a lake. He was a fine young man about the age of 21. One day he discovered black soap bubbles in the lake! She was intrigued by these ebony popping shperes, so she touched them. He was then given the power to clean the souls of men, thus becoming a deus! She died that day, but returned as a ghost, leading an army of demons known only as "Scrubbles". Fliz chant is as follows:
Chorus: Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr.Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirt instantly uniting One!
Druid: All-One!
Chorus: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing, body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water.
Druid: Wring out!
Neophytes: Lay over face & scalp!
Druid: Massage with finger tips!
Chorus: Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs, & all are rubbed, always towars the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again.
Druid: Breath deeply!
Neophytes: Health is wealth!
Chorus: Within 9 minutes you feel fresh and clean, saving 90%of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith!
Druid: For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE!
Neophytes: ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!
Some say this chant is done simultaniously with a ritual. Some say that dead children possess the animatronic in FNaF, so you can decide how things go. But I ask you this... Become. All. ONE!
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