Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan
Hello, my name is Seth The Incubus. I live in a mansion with my wife Bowsette.
I own a massive video game collection along with a massive collection of modded and jailbroken Xbox, PlayStation, and other consoles. I have a story I wanted to talk about. Bowsette and I took a trip to Japan because we wanted to see and learn about Japan's cultural differences. When we were there, I found a movie and DVD shop that was located in a mall in Tokyo. When we entered the movie and DVD shop, there were a lot of people in the store. One of the people that was in the DVD and movie store was Charlie Brown, and The Asian Businessman from the "It's Your First Kiss Charlie Brown TrollPasta." Bowsette and I noticed that both Charlie Brown and The Asian Businessman were talking about something. We then went up to them and we asked "what is going on?" Charlie Brown and The Asian Businessman then said to us that they came here on a business trip to Japan. They wanted to visit Jin's family and talk to them about what was found in the DNA test. Jin is the Asian Businessman's name by the way.
They got a lead about Jin's grandfather. Who is a very bad person? His name is "Heihachi Mishima" Jin said to us that he and Charlie Brown had to go to talk to Heihachi about the DNA test.
Jin and Charlie Brown then left with Jin turning into his Devil Form named "Devil Jin" and Charlie then rode on his back in their quest to find Heihachi.
After Jin and Charlie Brown left, we then went up to the DVD and movie selection. And what we saw caught our eye immediately. There was a "Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan Movie" for sale. Was this a rough cut? Bowsette and I then picked it up and we went up to the register.
The cashier was none other than Akira Fudo from the anime series DevilMan (The 1972 Version of DevilMan) and beside him was his uncle Tom Selleck which ironically looks like Akira's uncle from the actual DevilMan 1972 series. Tom Selleck was dressed the same as the uncle from DevilMan. We then said to Akira and Tom Selleck that we wanted to buy the Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan DVD. Which had a pretty interesting backstory behind its production. Akira and Tom Selleck revealed that a bootleg Japanese movie company named "Yakuzu Entertainment" produced unlicensed parodies of movies that were made overseas.
The Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan copy that I had in my hand was one of the only copies distributed on their now dead and defunct website. Which is no longer accessible due to multiple copyright lawsuits by American media companies. but The only way to find copies of their unlicensed movies is on shady pirating sites. We then asked Akira and Tom Selleck how much the movie was.
Both Tom Selleck and Akira said that it was 5 dollars and 99 cents. We then paid for the movie and we thanked Akira and his uncle, Tom Selleck, for telling us about the movie and how it was made. Bowsette and I went back to our hotel room In Tokyo which we rented for a couple of days. We then decided to watch Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan for the first time.
The opening scene started with the family getting ready to go to Japan. But the odd thing is Kevin's mom and dad were two characters who I recognized immediately. Kevin's dad was Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, Kevin's mom was Shura from SoulCalibur 4. Both Scorpion and Shura called everyone downstairs to get ready for the trip to Japan.
His brother was John Wick, his sister was Felicia from Darkstalkers, his younger brother was Doom Guy, and his uncle was The Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim. When Kevin got downstairs it was not Kevin at all. it was someone Bowsette and I didn't even expect it.
It was Nick from Left 4 Dead 2. After that, the second scene played. The second scene was Shura, Scorpion, and the rest of the quote on quote "family" rushing to get to the airplane to Japan. Meanwhile Nick from Left 4 Dead was way behind his "Family." He struggled to catch up to them.
Or what was supposed to be them. Nick then rushed into the airplane and jumped in the first seat he found. The person that sat right next to Nick was The Punisher from Marvel Comics. The Punisher then noticed Nick and said "What are you doing on this plane? This is a private plane to Tokyo Japan."
Nick then realized that his "Family" were going to a town in Japan but it was not Tokyo at all. Nick went on the wrong plane. Nick then remembered that his "family" was going to a family gathering in Osaka, Japan. Nick had to find his way home before Nick's family got worried. And before the plane takes off with Nick inside.
Shura, Scorpion, John Wick, and the rest of the family do a headcount on the family members. They all said "give this to Nick" 6 times and then The Dragonborn said, "Here you go Nick."
The Dragonborn looked up. He saw instead of Nick. Asagi Igawa and her sister Sakura Igawa from the Asagi Hentai series were there. They both looked at The Dragonborn with weirded-out expressions. The Dragonborn and the rest of the family were in shock that Nick wasn't on the trip with them. Everyone then went into absolute silence...
Shura screamed in shock, "NICK!!!" Shura then fainted on the airport floor. While the family including Asagi Igawa and Sakura Igawa in the background looking on in shock.
It then cut to Nick getting off the plane Nick walked over to a building that was dimly lit. but he didn't enter because he feared that something bad might happen. But then he saw a dark alleyway. He saw what appeared to be a woman with Violet hair, medium-sized breasts, and purple eyes. As it turns out. It was Oboro from the Asagi Hentai series. She went up to Nick and she said. "Hey.. who are you and what are you doing here... I would love to have a good time with you..."
Nick then got pissed off at Oboro and he said in an angry tone to her. "Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill!" Oboro then got mad at what Nick said and she charged at Nick in a violent and sadistic manner.
Nick ran the fastest in his life that it then cut to a 15-minute chase scene involving Oboro from the Asagi Hentai series... He then yelled at her and said. "SUCK ON THIS!!!" while pointing to his crotch. Oboro then chased after Nick through Parking Lots, Dark Alleyways, Malls, and hell, even a Japanese Strip Club.
Oboro even bumped into Honoka from Dead Or Alive 5 Last Round. Honoka then said to Oboro, "HEY WATCH IT WOMAN." When Nick went into the Strip Club Oboro chased after Nick. But Nick had the perfect plan.
Nick grabbed a person's drink and spilled it on the floor. Oboro then slipped on the spilled drink, Oboro went 360 degrees into the air and fell on her face with her ass poking out. Suddenly Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy entered the scene and he took pictures of Oboro's Ass. And he said "GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO! I'M GLAD I GOT TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOU!!!!" After Quagmire took pictures of Oboro's ass. Nick escaped Oboro's wrath. Nick then saw Oboro coming out of the Strip Club completely wet from the spilled drink that Nick poured on the floor to distract her. He then ran into a love hotel. For some reason, he saw two couples in the hotel. It was none other than Haydee from the Steam Game from the same name and Moby from BrainPop holding hands together. The other couple was The Dark Author and an aged-up Koneko from the fan-service anime High School DXD.
Nick then hid in the love hotel in fear of Oboro spotting him. Suddenly, Nick felt something or someone touch his shoulder. The person was none other than The Punisher from Marvel Comics. The Punisher said to Nick that he is an F.B.I. Agent/Vigilante wanted to know what Nick was doing here? The Punisher had witnessed Nick from Left 4 Dead on the plane to Tokyo, Japan. He knew something was wrong because he was all alone Without his family, nowhere in sight.
The Punisher then asked Nick if he ever had an encounter with a woman with Violet hair, medium-sized breasts, and purple eyes named "Oboro." The Punisher revealed that Oboro is a highly dangerous criminal. Her male victims claimed to have been well.... Sexually harmed by Oboro. One of those victims was the boyfriend of a woman by the name of "Asagi Igawa." Asagi is a highly trained female ninja with some sort of demonic powers inside her.
When all of this information was revealed to Nick he wasn't very surprised. He revealed to The Punisher that Oboro tried to lure him to a dark alleyway. Luckily he got away. Oboro kept chasing Nick throughout the streets of Tokyo. Suddenly, Oboro burst in the door with an evil and sadistic smirk on her face.
Oboro said to both Nick and The Punisher "now... which one will I attack first?" Oboro then giggled and said "Oh... I think it's the one in the white suit that is worth $3,000.... This is going to be very fun!!!" Oboro then charged at Nick and The Punisher with full force.
The Punisher and Nick fought her endlessly with Gun Fu, Fist Fighting, and hell even a long screaming match between Oboro, Nick, and The Punisher. Luckily Oboro got killed with Nick's Katana that he found in one of the stores that Oboro chased Nick into. Nick then yelled when he decapitated Oboro. "Ninja Nick said that will teach ya!"
The Punisher then shook hands and congratulated Nick for his good deed. When Nick and The Punisher left the love hotel, It cuts back to The Dark Author and Koneko in one of the rooms of the love hotel. The Dark Author then turned on the TV. What he saw on screen disturbed him. He saw tentacle hentai on the screen. The Dark Author screamed in disgust. "WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS TENTACLE HENTAI ON MY SCREEN?! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!."
He then threw a beer bottle with his character logo from his YouTube Channel on it. on the screen. The beer bottle then cracked the screen, flew out the window and it landed in a trash compactor that was outside the love hotel. The beer bottle got crushed in the trash compactor. Dark Author then left the love hotel with Koneko in anger.
After that weird scene played it then showed Scorpion, Shura, John Wick, Doom Guy, Felicia, and The Dragonborn praying at the family gathering in Osaka, Japan for Nick to return home safely. Suddenly. A car pulled up with a skull on its rim. The people who came out of the car were The Punisher and Nick. The Punisher then knocked on the Family Gathering house that was owned by Nick and his family.
Shura from Soulcalibur then greeted The Punisher with open arms. Shura said to The Punisher, "Hello there. What's your name and what are you doing here in our time of need?" The Punisher said in response. "Hello, ma'am. My name is Frank Castle. I'm more well known as "The Punisher." I am an F.B.I. Agent/Vigilante who cleans the streets of horrible people, criminals, and corrupt politicians among others. I believe this is your son right?"
The Punisher then let Nick out of the car with the skull on it The Punisher then brought Nick over to Shura. Shura and the rest of Nick's family noticed that Nick is back with the family that he helped find Nick. Then everyone including Shura asked The Punisher how he found Nick.
The Punisher explained the whole situation and story from beginning to end. Needless to say, everyone including Shura was shocked. But happy that Nick came home safely. Everyone then thanked The Punisher for his kind act. The Punisher then handed Shura a card that had a phone number where Shura could call The Punisher if they needed anything. The Punisher travels everywhere and anywhere. The whole family gave him hugs. The family including Nick left the family gathering in Osaka, Japan.
The Dragonborn then called his faithful dragon companion named, "Paarthurnax" Paarthurnax then shouted a dragon shout that put a spell on the Family gathering home so it couldn't be destroyed or burnt down. This shout was very unfamiliar to any Elder Scrolls fan. Not even the developers. Modders on the Skyrim Nexus can make it real right? Shura, Nick, and the rest of the family went back to the airport with people waiting for them that included Dark Author, Koneko, Haydee, Moby, Asagi Igawa, Sakura Igawa, Honoka, Glenn Quagmire, and hell. Even Evil Rose and Reiko Hinomoto from the Rumble Roses series showed up as well.
Shura, Nick, and the rest of the family then invited everyone to a Christmas dinner including Christmas Carols, A Christmas Feast and party, and even Christmas gifts and movies that they can all watch. Everyone agreed that they would come to the Christmas party. Two weeks later as a time-lapse played on Christmas Day. Nick, Shura, Scorpion, John Wick, Doom Guy, Felicia, The Dragonborn, Dark Author, Koneko, Haydee, Moby, Asagi Igawa, Sakura Igawa, Honoka, Glenn Quagmire, Evil Rose, and Reiko Hinomoto opened their gifts.
Shura got two new samurai swords to replace her old swords from 2008, Scorpion got a new Spear and Ninjutsu weapons to replace his outdated 1992 weapons, John Wick got another Beagle which he named his beagle "Daisy." His dog died tragically years ago in 2014. Doom Guy got the newest Animal Crossing game so he can play with Isabelle via Zoom. Felicia got a ball of yarn that she can play with.
The Dragonborn got a smartphone with phone numbers and a contact list of The Dragonborn's wife Serana, his friends, and closest allies automatically assigned onto it. Dark Author got anime figures of the High School DXD cast. Koneko got a smartphone to call her husband Dark Author on if she needed help with something. Haydee got a level 100 laser gun perk to improve her gun skills.
Moby got an ugly Christmas sweater with Tim, Haydee, and himself on the ugly Christmas sweater. Asagi and Sakura got some new ninja swords for their battles against Oboro. (which ironically enough The Punisher and Nick helped out on) Honoka got a nice-looking black shirt with the entire Dead Or Alive roster crossing over with the Rumble Roses roster on it.
Glenn Quagmire ironically got some well.... Hentai manga. Evil Rose and Reiko Hinomoto got some training and speed bags for them to practice on.
And lastly, Nick got the best gift of them all, Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
The movie then ended with the credits. After the credits ended, some images and videos thanked everyone for supporting Yakuzu Entertainment and their movies along with the cast and crew that developed the movies. As well as the live-action costumes of the characters, and some behind-the-scenes videos and screenshots.
At the bottom of the videos and images. The text said this:
"We at Yakuzu Entertainment thank you for watching our movies and supporting us throughout the years. It was a very fun ride, this was our final movie before we went bankrupt due to multiple copyright claims, and lawsuits were filed towards us due to the characters and how everything went in the movie. We loved making fan-made movies for over 5 years. Thank you for everything."
Sincerely:
Yakuzu Entertainment
Bowsette and I were amazed at what we saw in the movie. There were a bunch of crossover characters in it. The fact that they managed to get away with making fan-made movies with copyrighted characters and franchises for over 5 years is beyond astonishing. After we left the hotel, we saw that there was a private plane waiting for us. When we got on the plane, we saw that the driver of the plane was none other than Tom Selleck still wearing Akira Fudo's uncle's clothes, right by him was Akira Fudo himself. Tom Selleck then said to Bowsette and me. "Ready to head back to the U.S.A.?" We both said yes. We then headed off into the sunset never to be seen again until 2022.
We Fail,
We Break,
We Fall, But
Then We Rise,
We Heal,
We Overcome,
-Anonymous
Credited to Seth Bayona
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