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Hello, my name is Seth The Incubus. I live in a mansion with my wife Bowsette.
I own a massive video game collection along with a massive collection of modded and jailbroken Xbox, PlayStation, and other consoles. I have a story I wanted to talk about. Bowsette and I took a trip to Japan because we wanted to see and learn about
They got a lead about
Jin and Charlie Brown then left with Jin turning into his Devil Form named
After Jin and Charlie Brown left, we then went up to the DVD and movie selection. And what we saw caught our eye immediately. There was a
The cashier was none other than Akira Fudo from the anime series DevilMan (The 1972 Version of DevilMan) and beside him was his uncle Tom Selleck which ironically looks like
Tom Selleck was dressed the same as the uncle from DevilMan. We then said to Akira and Tom Selleck that we wanted to buy the Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan DVD. Which had a pretty interesting backstory behind its production. Akira and Tom Selleck revealed that a bootleg Japanese movie company named
The Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan copy that I had in my hand was one of the only copies distributed on their now dead and defunct website.
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Both Tom Selleck and Akira said that it was 5 dollars and 99 cents. We then paid for the movie and we thanked Akira and his uncle, Tom Selleck, for telling us about the movie and how it was made. Bowsette and I went back to our hotel room In Tokyo which we rented for a couple of days. We then decided to watch Home Alone 2 Lost In Japan for the first time.
The opening scene started with the family getting ready to go to Japan. But the odd thing is
His brother was John Wick, his sister was Felicia from Darkstalkers, his younger brother was Doom Guy, and his uncle was The Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim. When Kevin got downstairs it was not Kevin at all. it was someone Bowsette and I
It was Nick from Left 4 Dead 2. After that, the second scene played. The second scene was Shura, Scorpion, and the rest of the quote on quote
Or what was supposed to be them. Nick then rushed into the airplane and jumped in the first seat he found. The person that sat right next to Nick was The Punisher from Marvel Comics. The Punisher then noticed Nick and said
Nick then realized that his
Shura, Scorpion, John Wick, and the rest of the family do a headcount on the family members. They all said
The Dragonborn looked up. He saw instead of Nick. Asagi Igawa and her sister Sakura Igawa from the Asagi Hentai series were there. They both looked at The Dragonborn with weirded-out expressions. The Dragonborn and the rest of the family were in shock that Nick
Shura screamed in shock,
It then cut to Nick getting off the plane Nick walked over to a building that was dimly lit. but he
Nick then got pissed off at Oboro and he said in an angry tone to her. "Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill!" Oboro then got mad at what Nick said and she charged at Nick in a violent and sadistic manner.
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Oboro even bumped into Honoka from Dead Or Alive 5 Last Round. Honoka then said to Oboro, "HEY WATCH IT WOMAN." When Nick went into the Strip Club Oboro chased after Nick. But Nick had the perfect plan.
Nick grabbed a
He then ran into a love hotel. For some reason, he saw two couples in the hotel. It was none other than Haydee from the Steam Game from the same name and Moby from BrainPop holding hands together. The other couple was The Dark Author and an aged-up Koneko from the fan-service anime High School DXD.
Nick then hid in the love hotel in fear of Oboro spotting him. Suddenly, Nick felt something or someone touch his shoulder. The person was none other than The Punisher from Marvel Comics. The Punisher said to Nick that he is an F.B.I. Agent/Vigilante wanted to know what Nick was doing here? The Punisher had witnessed Nick from Left 4 Dead on the plane to Tokyo, Japan. He knew something was wrong because he was all alone Without his family, nowhere in sight.
The Punisher then asked Nick if he ever had an encounter with a woman with Violet hair, medium-sized breasts, and purple eyes named
When all of this information was revealed to Nick he
Oboro said to both Nick and The Punisher
The Punisher and Nick fought her endlessly with Gun Fu, Fist Fighting, and hell even a long screaming match between Oboro, Nick, and The Punisher. Luckily Oboro got killed with
The Punisher then shook hands and congratulated Nick for his good deed. When Nick and The Punisher left the love hotel, It cuts back to The Dark Author and Koneko in one of the rooms of the love hotel. The Dark Author then turned on the TV. What he saw on screen disturbed him. He saw tentacle hentai on the screen. The Dark Author screamed in disgust.
He then threw a beer bottle with his character logo from his YouTube Channel on it. on the screen. The beer bottle then cracked the screen, flew out the window and it landed in a trash compactor that was outside the love hotel. The beer bottle got crushed in the trash compactor. Dark Author then left the love hotel with Koneko in anger.
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After that weird scene played it then showed Scorpion, Shura, John Wick, Doom Guy, Felicia, and The Dragonborn praying at the family gathering in Osaka, Japan for Nick to return home safely. Suddenly. A car pulled up with a skull on its rim. The people who came out of the car were The Punisher and Nick. The Punisher then knocked on the Family Gathering house that was owned by Nick and his family.
Shura from Soulcalibur then greeted The Punisher with open arms. Shura said to The Punisher,
The Punisher then let Nick out of the car with the skull on it The Punisher then brought Nick over to Shura. Shura and the rest of
The Punisher explained the whole situation and story from beginning to end. Needless to say, everyone including Shura was shocked. But happy that Nick came home safely. Everyone then thanked The Punisher for his kind act. The Punisher then handed Shura a card that had a phone number where Shura could call The Punisher if they needed anything. The Punisher travels everywhere and anywhere. The whole family gave him hugs. The family including Nick left the family gathering in Osaka, Japan.
The Dragonborn then called his faithful dragon companion named,
Shura, Nick, and the rest of the family then invited everyone to a Christmas dinner including Christmas Carols, A Christmas Feast and party, and even Christmas gifts and movies that they can all watch. Everyone agreed that they would come to the Christmas party. Two weeks later as a time-lapse played on Christmas Day. Nick, Shura, Scorpion, John Wick, Doom Guy, Felicia, The Dragonborn, Dark Author, Koneko, Haydee, Moby, Asagi Igawa, Sakura Igawa, Honoka, Glenn Quagmire, Evil Rose, and Reiko Hinomoto opened their gifts.
Shura got two new samurai swords to replace her old swords from 2008, Scorpion got a new Spear and Ninjutsu weapons to replace his outdated 1992 weapons, John Wick got another Beagle which he named his beagle
The Dragonborn got a smartphone with phone numbers and a contact list of The
Moby got an ugly Christmas sweater with Tim, Haydee, and himself on the ugly Christmas sweater. Asagi and Sakura got some new ninja swords for their battles against Oboro. (which ironically enough The Punisher and Nick helped out on) Honoka got a nice-looking black shirt with the entire Dead Or Alive roster crossing over with the Rumble Roses roster on it.
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Bowsette and I were amazed at what we saw in the movie. There were a bunch of crossover characters in it. The fact that they managed to get away with making fan-made movies with copyrighted characters and franchises for over 5 years is beyond astonishing. After we left the hotel, we saw that there was a private plane waiting for us. When we got on the plane, we saw that the driver of the plane was none other than Tom Selleck still wearing Akira
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