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I'm a big fan of The Simpsons, I watch it on the tv, but I was seeing for any seasons I was missing. There was a "FREE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SIMPSONS EPISODE! DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!" I thought this was a screamer or rickroll or anything, but I downloaded it anyways. The intro played, but it was in a 1980s look. And there was no music. And the Bart screen played, but it was different. Bart was sad, he was writing "Goodbye, cruel world.", and there was a shotgun. He shot himself faster than you could say "Flappy Bird ended in a huge disaster". I thought Hang on, isn't this Dead Bart over again?" The Lisa screen came over, straight away. Again, like Bart, she was sad, and she played a funeral theme. On her saxophone. This was crazy for a Simpsons episode. Like Sonic.exe there was red static. It lasted until the couch gag happened. The characters were hanging from nooses like Treehouse of Horror, the only credit on the TV was "Created by Matt Groening" The episode started with Lisa playing patty-cake with Maggie. This lasted for 10 seconds. Maggie punched Lisa, I thought that was a accident. In fact, she PUNCHED Lisa harder than a baby could. After that, Marge came in, and said "*LISA! GET THE FUCK TO BED!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Marge using foul language? Lisa didn't do anything wrong. She was walking to bed, and when she looked in her room, it came to black. It stayed like that for like 10 seconds. It faded in again, but this time Lisa had HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC BLOOD ON HER! AND SHE. WAS. DEAD. Wait... did Maggie kill her? I saw Homer with black eyes and red pupils. He said "You're next, Bart." Bart, like always said "Aye Caramba!" He ran as fast as he could. But... the Sonic drowning theme was playing? WTF? after the theme played, it stayed black for 5 seconds, at the 2nd second there was a scream. It lasted until the 5th second. Bart...was dead. It put Homer in the screen again with those black eyes and red pupils, only now there was blood under those eyes and he... OMG! HE HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN I HAD SEEN ON HIM! He said Now you, Squidward." Squidward? SQUIDWARD?!? *SQUIDWARD?!?!?!? How could Squidward be in a episode of The Simpsons? It cut to Squidward saying "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!" |
I'm a big fan of The Simpsons, I watch it on the tv, but I was seeing for any seasons I was missing. There was a "FREE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SIMPSONS EPISODE! DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!" I thought this was a screamer or rickroll or anything, but I downloaded it anyways. The intro played, but it was in a 1980s look. And there was no music. And the Bart screen played, but it was different. Bart was sad, he was writing "Goodbye, cruel world.", and there was a shotgun. He shot himself faster than you could say "Flappy Bird ended in a huge disaster". I thought Hang on, isn't this Dead Bart over again?" The Lisa screen came over, straight away. Again, like Bart, she was sad, and she played a funeral theme. On her saxophone. This was crazy for a Simpsons episode. Like Sonic.exe there was red static. It lasted until the couch gag happened. The characters were hanging from nooses like Treehouse of Horror, the only credit on the TV was "Created by Matt Groening" The episode started with Lisa playing patty-cake with Maggie. This lasted for 10 seconds. Maggie punched Lisa, I thought that was a accident. In fact, she PUNCHED Lisa harder than a baby could. After that, Marge came in, and said "*LISA! GET THE FUCK TO BED!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Marge using foul language? Lisa didn't do anything wrong. She was walking to bed, and when she looked in her room, it came to black. It stayed like that for like 10 seconds. It faded in again, but this time Lisa had HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC BLOOD ON HER! AND SHE. WAS. DEAD. Wait... did Maggie kill her? I saw Homer with black eyes and red pupils. He said "You're next, Bart." Bart, like always said "Aye Caramba!" He ran as fast as he could. But... the Sonic drowning theme was playing? WTF? after the theme played, it stayed black for 5 seconds, at the 2nd second there was a scream. It lasted until the 5th second. Bart...was dead. It put Homer in the screen again with those black eyes and red pupils, only now there was blood under those eyes and he... OMG! HE HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN I HAD SEEN ON HIM! He said Now you, Squidward." Squidward? SQUIDWARD?!? *SQUIDWARD?!?!?!? How could Squidward be in a episode of The Simpsons? It cut to Squidward saying "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!" |
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Homer was gaining up on him, but at the last second Squidward jumped out of the Krusty Krab, got Marge and Maggie, and made them safe. Homer said "I might have killed too much today." WAT DAFUQ DID HE MEAN? "Do you want to see my collection of bodies, ERIC?" How did Homer know my name? Then he showed me the dead bodies of All the Sonic characters, even Tails. And Bart and Lisa. This lasted for like, a minute, and Homer then said "You're next, Eric." Then the episode ended with a picture of Tails with red eyes and blood coming out of them. Although it played normally, there was no Gracie Films or 20th century fox logo. If you see "real last episode of season 6 the simpsons" or "simpsons bootleg episode" then it's probably the one I watched. Homer.avi is hacking my tablet- #$*YOU'RE@_×÷%_NEXT! ()×=÷... |
Homer was gaining up on him, but at the last second Squidward jumped out of the Krusty Krab, got Marge and Maggie, and made them safe. Homer said "I might have killed too much today." WAT DAFUQ DID HE MEAN? "Do you want to see my collection of bodies, ERIC?" How did Homer know my name? Then he showed me the dead bodies of All the Sonic characters, even Tails. And Bart and Lisa. This lasted for like, a minute, and Homer then said "You're next, Eric." Then the episode ended with a picture of Tails with red eyes and blood coming out of them. Although it played normally, there was no Gracie Films or 20th century fox logo. If you see "real last episode of season 6 the simpsons" or "simpsons bootleg episode" then it's probably the one I watched. Homer.avi is hacking my tablet- #$*YOU'RE@_×÷%_NEXT! ()×=÷... |
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CATCHING UP: I got a new tablet today and managed to get my data back without the homer virus. Apparently they made another version. A part 2. My friends were such assholes they forced me to watch it, fuck them. No seriously fuck them. The episode started with the same intro as before. This time the couch “gag” where homer was laughing with the decapihated body’s of his famliy. Homer sounded like fliqpy from happy tree friends. The episode began with squidward was speeding away from homer because of his murder s. “He can go fuck hemselve.” Squidwerd sayd. But homer had other planz. He hired a hitman who surprisingly enuff was fliqpy. Remember his laugh at the beginning? Yea. “If you take out that damn squid I will giv you all the mone that I have.” Homer said. Fliqpy accepted and went to shell city where squidward was hideing. He was giving marge and Maggie some cookies and milk like something you would give from Santa. Just then there was a knock at the door. It was fliqpy and he stabbed marge in the face blood flew onto his face. Then he took Maggie’s pacifier and stabbed it into her neck. Again blood going on his face. Then he went to squidward. “Ya dead squid!” He said. Squidward said: “No you!” And snapped his neck. No blood. But it was hard to watch. Homer didn’t get a report back. “I guess I have to take matters into my own hands… again.” Then the episode ended. I was shocked on how it ended. Is this a happy or a sad ending? Why didn’t fliqpy kill squidward first? Well knowing what happens o will assume there will be a part 3. Oh no. Not the virus again- #*#*-*#(#(-)2) Y̵͓̱͓̬̘̫̘͉̪̰̝͎͎͗̎͆̈́̏̋̂̑̂̓̓̍͆̄͝ǒ̸̡͎̝̥̼̳͊̓͝͝u̶̢̢̪̳̭̫̟̞͔͑̐̾̈͗̌̋͝͠ͅ ̵̬̥̫̺͆̏̅̿̽̔̑̿̋̚͝ͅç̴̧̧̨̝͔͈̱̫̻̞̝̫̱̑̐̏̔ạ̸̢̧͔͓͕͉̮̻̗͉̻͔̄͜ñ̶͔͙̲͙̹̳̩̥̙̣̫̀͛͗̊̆̍̈́̓̓̎̾͘͘ͅ’̸̢̢̨̛̱̰̜̘̗͎̻̳̪̻̲͕͌̌̏̉͋͛͛͗̄͆̇̍͝t̴̡̛̼̹̊̓́͒̀̀̾̈̿̓̕͘͝ ̵̨̞̱̺̺̽̄̈̃͊̂e̵̢̞̭̘̤̰̫̜̮̥̍̏͝ͅs̸̛͖͕̰̪̻̟̼͈̟̞̪͓̪̦̈́c̷̝̈́̕͜a̷̛̝̗̲͋̄͆͝͠p̵̧͚̙͚̙͇̂͛̔̃̂̾͊̈́̐̆̕̕͝͠ẻ̴̩͖̮̥̮̪̘̼̹͍͉́͝ ̸̘̼̲̦̲̪̞̜͙͓̙̻͙̀h̶͚̜̖̕͜ǎ̸̛̻̹͙̠̩̜͖̬̞̹̜̜͇̩̓̃̓̏̀͋͝ͅḧ̸̨̧͉̺̦̣̤̘́̔̄̓̉́͆̀̕a̷͚̙̗̳͓͔̺̮͐̑̔̔̑̂͘h̶̨̙̗̼̤͔̪̠̻̝̳̞̞̋̈̃̑͊͝á̸̢͇̤͚̯̘̰̽̊̐̌̌̌̌̄͛͘͜͝ ̵̢̡̡̡̛̻̟̪̻͉̖͗̃͌̑̓̃̂̉͐̇ͅ |
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Latest revision as of 23:42, 21 February 2024
Ok, I found this off of google+, I know it's shit, but still read it anyway:
I'm a big fan of The Simpsons, I watch it on the tv, but I was seeing for any seasons I was missing. There was a "FREE NEVER SEEN BEFORE SIMPSONS EPISODE! DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!" I thought this was a screamer or rickroll or anything, but I downloaded it anyways. The intro played, but it was in a 1980s look. And there was no music. And the Bart screen played, but it was different. Bart was sad, he was writing "Goodbye, cruel world.", and there was a shotgun. He shot himself faster than you could say "Flappy Bird ended in a huge disaster". I thought Hang on, isn't this Dead Bart over again?" The Lisa screen came over, straight away. Again, like Bart, she was sad, and she played a funeral theme. On her saxophone. This was crazy for a Simpsons episode. Like Sonic.exe there was red static. It lasted until the couch gag happened. The characters were hanging from nooses like Treehouse of Horror, the only credit on the TV was "Created by Matt Groening" The episode started with Lisa playing patty-cake with Maggie. This lasted for 10 seconds. Maggie punched Lisa, I thought that was a accident. In fact, she PUNCHED Lisa harder than a baby could. After that, Marge came in, and said "*LISA! GET THE FUCK TO BED!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Marge using foul language? Lisa didn't do anything wrong. She was walking to bed, and when she looked in her room, it came to black. It stayed like that for like 10 seconds. It faded in again, but this time Lisa had HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC BLOOD ON HER! AND SHE. WAS. DEAD. Wait... did Maggie kill her? I saw Homer with black eyes and red pupils. He said "You're next, Bart." Bart, like always said "Aye Caramba!" He ran as fast as he could. But... the Sonic drowning theme was playing? WTF? after the theme played, it stayed black for 5 seconds, at the 2nd second there was a scream. It lasted until the 5th second. Bart...was dead. It put Homer in the screen again with those black eyes and red pupils, only now there was blood under those eyes and he... OMG! HE HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN I HAD SEEN ON HIM! He said Now you, Squidward." Squidward? SQUIDWARD?!? *SQUIDWARD?!?!?!? How could Squidward be in a episode of The Simpsons? It cut to Squidward saying "GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A CACTUS!"
Homer was gaining up on him, but at the last second Squidward jumped out of the Krusty Krab, got Marge and Maggie, and made them safe. Homer said "I might have killed too much today." WAT DAFUQ DID HE MEAN? "Do you want to see my collection of bodies, ERIC?" How did Homer know my name? Then he showed me the dead bodies of All the Sonic characters, even Tails. And Bart and Lisa. This lasted for like, a minute, and Homer then said "You're next, Eric." Then the episode ended with a picture of Tails with red eyes and blood coming out of them. Although it played normally, there was no Gracie Films or 20th century fox logo. If you see "real last episode of season 6 the simpsons" or "simpsons bootleg episode" then it's probably the one I watched. Homer.avi is hacking my tablet- #$*YOU'RE@_×÷%_NEXT! ()×=÷...
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