Horrific Things on the Screen

I thought about it twice, and it's official. You see, I've just joined this site that supposedly parodies bad creepypastas. Crappypastas, of you must. You see, I love creepypastas, but I absolutely hate the so called 'great' ones. So when I heard of this site, I couldn't wait to join. I love stating my ideas with satirical jokes.

Anyway, what should I parody? The 'Hyperealistic' fad? No, that fad is almost dead anyways. The 'You're Next' fad? No, the stories that use them are all ready too funny themselves. Ah, I know! I will parody those shitty Self-Insert stories. It should be very easy!

A week has passed by, I had posted a Trollpasta. It was about a lucario named Clayton who went insane after getting kick in the balls because he can't yiff anymore and then kills someone and eats them. All with shitty grammar and english. I've decided to roll down to the comments to see what people think.

What I saw would forever haunt me.